Relationships, Covid, Mental health and Relatable: Extreme response

Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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alex_jaguara 33

Saturday 3 April 2021 10:44

Leave her. She doesn't want to work on neither the relationship nor the situation.She just wants the easy way.

JasonThorn 20

Sunday 4 April 2021 10:18

Run. She's re-defining the concept of SHALLOW.

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alex_jaguara 33

Saturday 3 April 2021 10:44

Leave her. She doesn't want to work on neither the relationship nor the situation.She just wants the easy way.

JasonThorn 20

Sunday 4 April 2021 10:18

Run. She's re-defining the concept of SHALLOW.

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