Kids: Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his... - FML

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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reapfml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:05

brush yo teefs fool

ReyEr9412 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:07

Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP

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reapfml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:05

brush yo teefs fool

Mustardnight 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:36

Duuuuurty saaaaanchez!

joker141 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 11:57

ur shittu

CYNNER 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:36

#1 teeth are only 25 percent of your mouth. your breath can still smell after brushing. i'd say you need to floss and rinse with mouth wash. bad dental care is linked to heart problems

Thanitos 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:38

She's one of the ladies in 2 girls 1 cup.

thinmint 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:54

even if you brush your teeth things like a high protein diet can still make your mouth smell like shit

ReyEr9412 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:07

Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP

makennaj 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:21

#102, Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Volcano47 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:29

two girls one cup

frozenshake 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:55

the stuff in sperm can help your teeth stay healthy xD it's also high in protein :D

thevaporizer 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:21

then hurry up and suck a dick

ArentICute 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:07

How do you smell your own breath?

LetsKillTehJonas 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:08

Maybe he brushes his teeth with crap, cut him some slack.

caticaticati 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:43

It's a lady.

HoesInaBox 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:54

poop and bad breath have very distinct smells. what have you been snacking on lately :o

i_love_beyonce 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:08

you really need to brush your teeth cause that is disgusting that your breath smells that bad O.o

chaos753159 4

Saturday 23 January 2010 22:33

brushing doesnt work if u eat poop

adnaus23 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:09

try flossing daily

TotalStar 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:41

OP YDI for not brushing your teeth twice a day and flossing at night.

hyefedyee 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:14

how about brushing your teeth once in a while

welderchick87 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:16

Quit eating shit and you won't have the problem.....damn. *throws some mouthwash at your head*

doroxactic 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:17

Lookin' like a fool wit yo pants on da ground!

Jekkiie 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 11:25

haha. love that song!!

summerloolooloo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 11:29

Where's the Like button?

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:57

that gold in your mouth, lookin like a fool, lookin like a fool, lookin like a fool with yo pants on the ground! haha ridiculous

anela_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:23

wow that's sick man

sizar 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:26

that's disgusting!

emmmilyyy 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:28

wow brush your teeth once in a while

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