Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
mike
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
poordude
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
great
Porter, United States
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
cheezmaster
United States
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
thanksbabe
United States
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Top comments
superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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Comments (355)
Zintrix 6
She crazy. Watch your self
miiapaige 14
Run yo, run.
chillnhill 24
You are not responsible for her mental issues. I have a crazy ex-wife and she made my life miserable. My advice is to dodge this bullet and get out of that relationship ASAP.
ImGucci 8
The escalation rate is OVER 9000!!!!
pulsar_ 13
That's considered extreme emotional abuse on her part towards you. Even if you 'sort things out' somehow, she'll probably find other ways to **** you over.
Bekowski 5
When's the funeral?
Keattles 14
I had a girl do that to me, I sucks so much. Sorry OP.
daviddobbs87 4
call her bluff and then run as far away as fast as you can
reaxion 25
Back away slowly, and don't blame yourself if she does.
ciaraohagan94 5
That's emotional abuse and you could easily report her to the police for that.
leocockle 11
I doubt you would get very far with that...
outoftown 27
121 - The police would at least do a well-being check, and have a talk with her, for expressing a threat to self/others.