Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
mike
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
poordude
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
great
Porter, United States
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
cheezmaster
United States
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
thanksbabe
United States
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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fmfrigginl 7
When people do that it's to control you ik it's really scary; but personally, I would tell someone and make sure that she's okay depending on what you decide to do: stay or leave. Good luck OP
CallMeMcFeelii 14
It's definitely a scary situation. Something similar happened to me, minus the marrying part, and I had no choice but to go to her and at least try to sort the shit out. I couldn't imagine having a death on my conscious. I know they act like that for the attention, but you never know when they could be serious, emotions really **** up your judgement. The three week dating period makes it seem like she's just out for the attention though.
yourmurderscenex 13
I've had two ex boyfriends say they were going to kill themselves if I continued with the break up. they're still alive and kicking. it's all about the control and if she attempts it to get attention, they have places for people like that. highly doubt she will though.
AngrySailor 17
#155. I had a very distant cousin actually shoot himself in the head with a .22 rifle over a girl. I didn't know him very well, just saying sometimes they actually go through with it. That said, if I were OP I would leave because shes bonkers. I would let someone know to keep an eye in her but beyond that it's not my problem. I would put my money on this couple being about 15 years old and her being full of shit.
Michael903 18
Leave Jack Kevorkian's phone number on the table as you get away from this mixed bag of nuts. Then, when you are settled in like witness protection, scan the obits to see if she made good...or...she was kidding. your choice!
gAt_d 26
If she's this dramatic now, could you imagine your first marital argument?
Wowxoxo 17
"Take out the trash or I'm blowing up your car!"
brutal_banger 10
"Tell me I'm beautiful or I'm throwing acid on you"
ottokat 15
"Go down on me or I'm sacrificing you to Satan"
jules_winfield 4
"Mow the lawn or I will mow your soul!!!!"
mangoboy1 19
Run Forrest Run!!
mete_orito 34
Hey! That is my line!!
SuperDanielNL 23
Run dude, if someone is that crazy she might even harm you if she can't guildtrip you into marriage...
Bullshitname 4
Is there a psychiatric hospital or help in the area? She is threatening to kill herself, call in the pros.
illegalbeagle69 23
What if she breaks out of the hospital and hunts OP down, and marries him by force but she makes him wear the dress?!?! :O
Ari1337 15
what an active imagination you have.
WompWompWomp123 7
Now you have an excuse to go buy some new clothes for her funeral.
uiskibum 12
move and tell no one where you've gone. this will be hard but crazy like that will stalk your ass.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Run. Run fast.
Kateyez_26 13
Or act like a horrible boyfriend and maybe she'll just leave. No marriage or nut job. If that doesn't work then FYL