the hell does that girl eat?

My wife's ex roommate had horrible breath. It smelled like dog shit. I checked my shoes almost every time she walked in the room.

Tell her to brush her tongue with toothpaste. It helps. (:

What else would you brush your tongue with? Mustard?

37- you just made my day. Thanks.

Umm at least she gets it done once a day... Some people on here go weeks!

Um okay...

Then don't, 3.

Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?

20- oh man, that made me smile.

If her breath smelled that bad, gum would only mask the problem. Although, "for a dirty mouth, clean it up with Orbit - for a good clean feeling no matter what."

His girlfriend and the roommate who showers once every two months should be best friends.

While she was sleeping, he just shoved a brush in her mouth and started scrubbing. Shame that she took to that negatively though

1 without hygiene is 1 i won't be dating anytime soon :3 but hygiene is always key as we can all agree :P

The relation between bad breath and hygiene isn't always synonymous.

HAHA right mate.

oops was mean't to be right on -.-