Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
Celeste7_fml 18
She was probably more embarrassed than mad.
Yolandababy2 14
Eww how do you manage? Shit if she can't do the normal hygienic thing and brush her teeth I could imagine how often does she bathe herself!!!! You need a new girlfriend. I bet she's cottage cheese down there. Only way to know if you can smell her ****** then her panties are definitely crusted with nasty molding looking ****** juice lol
TheVurcle 10
No matter how stinky her breath is, you don't say that to anyone, especially a girl! Girls are more self conscious about themselves than guys are. Just give her Listerine or another type if mouthwash.
Tankkiller308 16
She has every right to be mad some people have bad breath because there is something wrong like me who gets it from really bad acid reflux I have to carry a bottle of mouth wash most every where. Take her to the doctor it might be something like that. my throat is being eaten away from it increasing my risk of throat cancer
metroido 21
maybe she was pissed because she already brushes them like 10x a day and her breath STILL stinks?