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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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comedybreak 20

Friday 6 April 2012 8:09

Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Friday 6 April 2012 8:38

Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?

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Celeste7_fml 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:46

She was probably more embarrassed than mad.

Yolandababy2 14

Monday 19 August 2013 19:06

Eww how do you manage? Shit if she can't do the normal hygienic thing and brush her teeth I could imagine how often does she bathe herself!!!! You need a new girlfriend. I bet she's cottage cheese down there. Only way to know if you can smell her ****** then her panties are definitely crusted with nasty molding looking ****** juice lol

TheVurcle 10

Saturday 31 May 2014 6:52

No matter how stinky her breath is, you don't say that to anyone, especially a girl! Girls are more self conscious about themselves than guys are. Just give her Listerine or another type if mouthwash.

Tankkiller308 16

Friday 23 January 2015 14:26

She has every right to be mad some people have bad breath because there is something wrong like me who gets it from really bad acid reflux I have to carry a bottle of mouth wash most every where. Take her to the doctor it might be something like that. my throat is being eaten away from it increasing my risk of throat cancer

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