Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
Enslaved 38
It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Tact goes a long way.
coried91 28
My husband is the same way. I have to cover my nose when he's near me. You can lead a horse to the water but you can't make him drink.
wittygirl 8
Wait you married a guy with halitosis....
coried91 28
No... The FML is about her lack of brushing her teeth. My husband doesn't brush his teeth throughout the day. Only once a day. I didn't think it was that hard to understand.
Guren 0
You could of brought it up more subtle like: "Hey babe why don't we go brush our teeth for fun?" ????
AugustBurnsToast 14
Though she may have been offended, you were in the right because her breath was offensive.
coried91 28
Sir, I like your comments. Never all that mean. Just truth.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Why thank you. Never had anyone tell me that before. :)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
^ ur generally right most of the time as well sir lol
thats_my_job 11
I'm feeling the love for ya lol
DontClickOnMe 28
Lol, if someone said that to me, I would know that they're implying that my breath stinks.
Tweekz14 5
Should've bought her some mint gum. It takes away her bad breath & she'll think sweet of you for buying her something, it could've been a win/win situation...could've.
berichsoon 11
I don't get why the guy has to be nicer when he's being honest about something he's not happy with about his gf, but if it's the other way...I'm not even gonna go there
yuzuhere 21
Two words: Tic Tacs.
coried91 28
Or she could just brush her teeth. Tic tacs won't completely cover up the smell and eating those day in and day out just to avoid brushing will rot your teeth ten times faster.
wittygirl 8
Listerine strips then.
babe7260 30
She should go to the dentist or dr, there may be something wrong with her! :) good luck
TheFamilyElf 17
I don't really know why you've been thumbed down. you're right! she could have chronic halitosis (aka, everlasting bad breath), and it could be a good idea to seek out remedies for her stank-mouth! however, toothbrushing should be the first step to oral hygiene...
coried91 28
She has bad breath because she only brushes once a day. You're supposed to brush at least twice. After three meals and snacks in between possibly, yes it will make your breath stink quite a bit.
aruam365 24
39- Flossing is important too! If you don't floss, you have little bits of food breaking down between your teeth and it smells badly. Plus you can get cavities inbetween your teeth if you don't, but anything would be a huge improvement for OP's girlfriend.
MissHayleyJames 7
Actually there have been some new studies saying that you only have to brush away, but you have to floss and mouthwash twice a day or more.
beeword 0
SICK ! tell her to floss all that rotten food in there gross, 99cents at any dollar store.