Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
Exzarbloch 4
If she's having that bad of breath after brushing once a day, she's got to have something majorly wrong, she needs to see a dentist and maybe change her brushing habits. What if she only spend 30 second brushing? That'd be gross
TheEpicMilkMan 13
or she could brush twice a day as most people do....
coried91 28
Damn I remember that one! I just can't remember what show.
Crumble_fml 10
Whatta turn-off :/ how did she not notice the Stinky breath?? >.
thehouseaddict 3
Bad breath is horrific. Can't stand it. Please, people: if you don't want to fix it, there are breath mints..
TheEpicMilkMan 13
she only brushes once a day....its beyond bad breath ._.
Kastleboy 4
Bad breath is a complete turn off! Tell her that she's gotta sleep on the couch unless the floss and toothbrush don't come out!
Bullpine 11
I would have been embarressed, not upset.
perdix 31
I doubt the foul odor is emanating only from her mouth. Other orifices are surely contributing to the stench.
grannygruber 6
Chronic bad breath often has nothing to do with tooth brushing habits! She should see a doctor. It could be medication she's on, an infection, any number of things. Even constipation could cause it! (gross but true)
cleoxus85 0
How do you tackle a bad breath situation without making someone upset?
rubberduckie94 13
Yes many folks do not realize constipation(and you can be going poo regularly and still be constipated) can cause some hellish bad breath. Many physical illnesses are signaled by bad breath.
Taymah49 7
Could have given it in better form
jackeechan 10
At least it wasnt from across the room