don't want to lose them boobs

She's right. I would. *He

Yeah she's right that's what I do when they scream.

And they always scream

19- So that's what you've been planning to do to me everytime you ask me to scream for you?! You ass.

Aaaahhh noooo! Don't cut my moob- erm... boobs off!!!

OP's mother has a very graphic imagination

If it comes to tht, i would start screaming at a really high pitch (echolocation) and beat him with my now detached boobs

22- yes, you figured it out :(

lol i thought she was saying this actually happened

Y U CUT BOOBIES?

She's right you know, the same thing happened to me :(

Not all rapists carry on superglue, jeez.

Not all rapists carry on superglue, jeez.

Not all rapists carry on superglue, jeez.

my mom told my brother the same thing!!

A Mothers intuition is alway correct. :)

A Mothers intuition is alway correct. :)

As long as its protected you crazy kids do what pleases ya.

aha

O.o

You never yell rape. You yell bonfire because no one wants to see a rape.

A lifetime original....

'Tis true...

That is what I would do

This fml is brought to you by Kobe Bryant condoms. The protection you want for the sex she doesn't.

Always carry a good book with you so you can read it while you're getting raped and the rapist can rape in peace and you dont lose them boobs. Win-win.

such a dumb comment

Such an obvious scream-during-rape person^^^. just accept it and get it over with.

her mom is a dumbass

Is it bad that I thought about my ex-girlfriend when I read your comment? Seriously, a dead fish would've been a better lay. FML

^^ and smell better too

I'm at a loss for words. Just thought you'd like to know. How do you get 3 thumbs up for "I got nothing?" I'll bet they are sniveling fingers trying to curry favor with you to avoid the inevitable kicking.

I get thumbs down / threatening pm's for everything. :D Give it like...... An hourish? and it'll be -6, the world will be whole again perdix.

Gosh, Kicky, you've got charisma! For "I got nothing," you are +7. I work my balls off to try to be non-negative! I couldn't help but to put my thumb up you. I mean, for you.

91 How about Strength, Perception, Endurance, Intelligence, Agility and Luck? Not just Charisma... You'll ruin S.P.E.C.I.A.L!

Aw, crap! You've already got wannabes (see #106). For the sake of all that is good and holy, Kicky, don't bring back the reverse FML! We worked so hard and lost many good folks killing that beast off. Don't make us do it again! Example: Today, I was raping this girl, but she lay there silent, so I had no excuse to cut off her boobs and superglue her eyes shut. FML.

Perhaps... She saw your previous comment and decided she wanted a good old fashioned "thumbing"??

Yeah and her dad's input might be useful as well

The **** is this, Twitter?

this isn't twitter you fag

You're right. Not all rapists are sadistic bastards.

35 - i actually laughed out loud. rare when im reading comments (:

I mean come on , some are quite friendly . I'm still friends with the one that molested me a month ago . His name is Paul. Were tight.

119- no. Just no. *smh

You sir, are a ******* moron. :)

Holy crap people, has the art of sarcasm been completely lost? Oh the humanity!

145, you sir, are another ******* douchebag with the "lemme show off my abs on FML cause I'mma pick up dem hoes" mentality.

Yeah guys! Rapists need love too, now stop whining and bend over.