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If it comes to tht, i would start screaming at a really high pitch (echolocation) and beat him with my now detached boobs

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This fml is brought to you by Kobe Bryant condoms. The protection you want for the sex she doesn't.

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Always carry a good book with you so you can read it while you're getting raped and the rapist can rape in peace and you dont lose them boobs. Win-win.

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Is it bad that I thought about my ex-girlfriend when I read your comment? Seriously, a dead fish would've been a better lay. FML

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I'm at a loss for words. Just thought you'd like to know. How do you get 3 thumbs up for "I got nothing?" I'll bet they are sniveling fingers trying to curry favor with you to avoid the inevitable kicking.

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I get thumbs down / threatening pm's for everything. :D Give it like...... An hourish? and it'll be -6, the world will be whole again perdix.

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Gosh, Kicky, you've got charisma! For "I got nothing," you are +7. I work my balls off to try to be non-negative! I couldn't help but to put my thumb up you. I mean, for you.

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91 How about Strength, Perception, Endurance, Intelligence, Agility and Luck? Not just Charisma... You'll ruin S.P.E.C.I.A.L!

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Aw, crap! You've already got wannabes (see #106). For the sake of all that is good and holy, Kicky, don't bring back the reverse FML! We worked so hard and lost many good folks killing that beast off. Don't make us do it again! Example: Today, I was raping this girl, but she lay there silent, so I had no excuse to cut off her boobs and superglue her eyes shut. FML.

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Holy crap people, has the art of sarcasm been completely lost? Oh the humanity!

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145, you sir, are another fucking douchebag with the "lemme show off my abs on FML cause I'mma pick up dem hoes" mentality.

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