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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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comedybreak 20

Friday 6 April 2012 8:09

Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Friday 6 April 2012 8:38

Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?

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theskaven 2

Friday 6 April 2012 19:24

If that's not a good enough reason to break up, I don't know what is.

rcgirl2 11

Friday 6 April 2012 20:00

She needs to go to the dentist. Because if she brushes and her breath still stinks, something's not right.

granolabutt8 7

Friday 6 April 2012 20:32

Most research actually says to only brush once a day. You can wear out your enamel by brushing too much. Halitosis can also be caused by a dry mouth, inferior diet, or genetics. Next time tell her to drink some water and eat less dairy instead of insulting her hygiene. Not gonna lie, that was kind of a dick move.

rostik 1

Friday 6 April 2012 22:03

so you actually pissed on her? (she got pissed) probably she got pissed OFF after that...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:06

What he said is grammatically correct.

hateevryone 14

Friday 6 April 2012 22:54

Well if it's true, she can't be offended. Just brush her damn teeth. I hate when people have the type of breathe you can smell a mile away.

boredlikealwayz 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:05

U should eat something that smells so if she tells u to brush more say that you'll brush when she does.

bearsy 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:56

Gotta give her an ora brush!! Trust me you'll both love it

nvo 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:16

Might be a cavity. They can reek pretty badly while your girlfriend is naturally immune to detect it. Try suggesting she sees a dentist.

blakkie 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:53

bad breath doesn't mean bad hygiene....she might hav gum disease and u can get her a tongue scraper she might hav bacteria on her tongue....make her an appt. to the dentist....

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:53

...even only brushing once a day her breath shouldn't be that bad. She needs to go to the dentist.

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