Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
theskaven 2
If that's not a good enough reason to break up, I don't know what is.
rcgirl2 11
She needs to go to the dentist. Because if she brushes and her breath still stinks, something's not right.
granolabutt8 7
Most research actually says to only brush once a day. You can wear out your enamel by brushing too much. Halitosis can also be caused by a dry mouth, inferior diet, or genetics. Next time tell her to drink some water and eat less dairy instead of insulting her hygiene. Not gonna lie, that was kind of a dick move.
rostik 1
so you actually pissed on her? (she got pissed) probably she got pissed OFF after that...
5t3ff1k4h 47
What he said is grammatically correct.
hateevryone 15
Well if it's true, she can't be offended. Just brush her damn teeth. I hate when people have the type of breathe you can smell a mile away.
boredlikealwayz 4
U should eat something that smells so if she tells u to brush more say that you'll brush when she does.
bearsy 0
Gotta give her an ora brush!! Trust me you'll both love it
nvo 6
Might be a cavity. They can reek pretty badly while your girlfriend is naturally immune to detect it. Try suggesting she sees a dentist.
blakkie 0
bad breath doesn't mean bad hygiene....she might hav gum disease and u can get her a tongue scraper she might hav bacteria on her tongue....make her an appt. to the dentist....
xgetxbentx 13
...even only brushing once a day her breath shouldn't be that bad. She needs to go to the dentist.