Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
AnneeSo 6
Shut it down! Nasty breath is a deal-breaker.
sincerelyjay 13
Makes sure she knows that something as important as hygiene can and WILL ruin a relationship.
twintroubles693 8
oh my god... same thing with my bf... his excuse? he`s to lazy and he can`t smell it anyways...-.- i actually have to push a pack of gum at him...but he'll still give me dirty looks hehe
sujulover360 6
Maybe he's giving you dirty looks is because maybe he feels offended.
MaryPoppins88 14
Ew that's so gross she prolly needs to floss and mouthwash too, and I bet she hasn't been to the dentist if it's that bad
KatieKupcake4195 9
This has inspired me to go brush my teeth 50 times. FYL, OP
theonlysweetpea 10
Tell her there's no excuse
MissHayleyJames 7
She's probably got something else going on because even brushing once a day, if you do I right, will prevent bad breath. I only brush once a day and my breath doesn't stink. I've even asked my husband if it does and he's told me no. New studies have shown that you only need to brush once a day since it takes plaque 24 hours to harden, but you're still supposed to floss and mouthwash twice.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That's nasty. I don't feel comfortable in my own skin if my breath smells even SLIGHTLY off, I make sure I brush at least twice a day. How anybody could let it get that bad is beyond me.
twintroubles693 8
same here. i normally carry a toothbrush and toothpaste in my bag..as well as several packs of gum in case i start to feel a little gross
shahroni1 3
use lsterine
thecovert 7
Tell her that it is proven that giving a BJ is just like brushing your teeth. Problem solved.