Extreme dating

By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
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If she doesn't care about hygiene, you should say "Bye, Jean!"

diraven 15

Does she chant "brains, brains" a lot? If so you might have a bigger problem.

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If she doesn't care about hygiene, you should say "Bye, Jean!"

Tomorrow I'm expecting a new post...Today, I went down on my new girlfriend...mistakes were made, FML.

Like that joke with the punch line: "Hey, that's what the last guy said!"

she sounds like she's very depressed depending on whether or not you want to help her is up to you

Ambrily 27

Some people have really poor personal hygiene even if they aren't depressed. We can't assume things we don't know for sure. Either way, though, I agree that she needs help, at the very least to become a little more self aware.

Yup my ex was the same, feel for you dude

diraven 15

Does she chant "brains, brains" a lot? If so you might have a bigger problem.

once or twice what? a week? a month? her whole life?

randybryant799 20

Why is she still your girlfriend? This confuses me.

randybryant799 20

I'm terribly confused as to why she's even your girlfriend.