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By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If she doesn't care about hygiene, you should say "Bye, Jean!"

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diraven 15

Does she chant "brains, brains" a lot? If so you might have a bigger problem.

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RichardPencil 30

If she doesn't care about hygiene, you should say "Bye, Jean!"

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Brightside86 30

Tomorrow I'm expecting a new post...Today, I went down on my new girlfriend...mistakes were made, FML.

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RichardPencil 30

Like that joke with the punch line: "Hey, that's what the last guy said!"

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Charlie Given 26

she sounds like she's very depressed depending on whether or not you want to help her is up to you

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Ambrily 27

Some people have really poor personal hygiene even if they aren't depressed. We can't assume things we don't know for sure. Either way, though, I agree that she needs help, at the very least to become a little more self aware.

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diraven 15

Does she chant "brains, brains" a lot? If so you might have a bigger problem.

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spinspinsugar 12

once or twice what? a week? a month? her whole life?

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randybryant799 20

Why is she still your girlfriend? This confuses me.

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randybryant799 20

I'm terribly confused as to why she's even your girlfriend.

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