Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
angelinaanimerg 7
Eww I had a boyfriend like that. One of the reasons we broke up. His hygiene became so poor it made me lose attraction. It's NOT okay to not brush your teeth before being with anyone
5t3ff1k4h 47
Who's gonna get up in the middle of a movie, dinner or whatever they're doing just to go brush their teeth if they think they may get lucky later? If you get a chance to, sure. But if time's tight, there's no way people are going to be like, "oh, hold up, gotta brush my teeth just in case we make out later".
twintroubles693 8
in that case i would still pop a gum or mint:P its not too too obvious... plus, if the dates going well, who would mind the other person making sure their breath is minty fresh?
redtigerlily 5
She should drink more water during the day.
blutigenbonbon 10
I have a pet peeve for bad oral hygiene. I feel your pain. :
vvo19 0
For those of you suggesting that she should use tic tacs and breath mints, I completely disagree with you; she shouldn't have to mask the smell but rather, fix the problem. Her mouth may be infected with bad breath syndrome.
badactor009 0
Tell that nasty bitch to brush her fangs after every meal. That's right, after every meal. Snacks too.
badactor009 0
Almost forgot. After every meal and first thing after you wake up and right before you go to bed. That's right.
Megan9901 3
ewwwwwwwwww
Flocka_23 14
Ain't nothing wrong with FRESH breath
aleia18 3
Maybe there was a nicer way to say it
TeaTimeAbyss 22
As a non-smoker with a smoker boyfriend with questionnable dental hygiene, I understand your pain.