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By  Epsilonyx  |  15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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By  12vballchick12  |  5

sounds like its someones tim of the month? fyl indeed!

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  Stallion91  |  6

I love how you're in minus for the comment AND you're spelling correction lmao

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  Stallion91  |  6

I love how you're in minus for your comment AND your correction lmao

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  eyeIoveyou  |  4

maybe your girlfriend meant that you breathe loudly? c'mon, haven't we all sat in front of that kid during class who you think is annoying for breathing so heavily, even if they can't help it. :3

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Haha well I'm sorry! FML commenters expect so much from people! ;)

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  ohmandapants  |  16

#1 people like you annoy the fuck out of me. "oh she's in a bad mood she must be pmsing". No, you know what? Sometimes we're just justifiably/unjustifiably in a bad mood. Just like men are sometimes in a bad mood.

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For either one of you in the picture I'd do anything :) ummmm that's really creepy. Here come the red negative numbers :(

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  DocBastard  |  38

Oh god...OH GOD. I feel utterly disgusting after reading bertoelmexicano's comment. Why fucking comment on some girl's picture here? It's nothing but creepy. Go shadow some girls at the mall if you're so desperate. Ugh...I need a shower.

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  zombicidal  |  11

he's the type of guy who breaks into girls houses and chokes himself while masturbating and no one finds out until they find him with a belt around his neck and no pulse

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