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I love how you're in minus for the comment AND you're spelling correction lmao

I love how you're in minus for your comment AND your correction lmao

Fuck here they come

OP, who do you think you are breathing in all that oxygen all the time, just so you can survive?

maybe your girlfriend meant that you breathe loudly? c'mon, haven't we all sat in front of that kid during class who you think is annoying for breathing so heavily, even if they can't help it. :3

YDI for breathing too much. Maybe OP is a mouth-breather, though. I can see how hearing that constantly would irritate her.

Haha well I'm sorry! FML commenters expect so much from people! ;)

Kate Gossiln is your girlfriend???

I breathe a lot and nobody ever said it was annoying. But then again, I am a very experienced breather.

Lol the solution is to ask her if she wants you to stop breathing

108 - You mean like actually having a brain? Yea I guess that is too much to expect out of people these days...

Gosh 123 no need to be so harsh! I was just kidding... but if your in a bad mood its ok we all have those days! ;)

Why are you continuing?

Subtle assassination attempt... kind of. No? Okay. :(

#1 people like you annoy the fuck out of me. "oh she's in a bad mood she must be pmsing". No, you know what? Sometimes we're just justifiably/unjustifiably in a bad mood. Just like men are sometimes in a bad mood.

^ you're definatly on your period

^ way to be an instigator. You're a moron.

Chill it was a joke. Btw no one said anything about her being on her period. Your comment was just a pointless rage

*your

For either one of you in the picture I'd do anything :) ummmm that's really creepy. Here come the red negative numbers :(

Mmmmm red negative numbers. Arghhhhhhh

When the 31 one year old talks about doing anything for the 17 year old girl... Yeah, please expect thumbs down...

13, would you boil and eat puppies or babies? Or sever your penis via paper cut?

anything? ok here's a ten foot spiked rod. there's your ass. go.

17- Who says im 31? I'll be turning 31 in 14 years.

Oh god...OH GOD. I feel utterly disgusting after reading bertoelmexicano's comment. Why fucking comment on some girl's picture here? It's nothing but creepy. Go shadow some girls at the mall if you're so desperate. Ugh...I need a shower.

Or place him in a dark room and make him listen to Friday by Rebecca Black on repeat with a 10 foot spiked rod up his ass.

Doc, I agree. That's what the PM system is for! Do your creepy shit in private -- it just might work ;)

i think berto started breathing a little too hard when he saw her picture.

#13 I picture you with a white van and a mustache on Dateline NBC

You'd do anything? Nice! Now fuck off.

31... 12... Whatever your real age is... Living in your moms basement. Trolling fml for victims...

he's the type of guy who breaks into girls houses and chokes himself while masturbating and no one finds out until they find him with a belt around his neck and no pulse

Haha OP to piss her off you should start breathing like Darth Vadar, "hoooo purrrr.. Hoooooo purrrr"

Shut up bieber hair.

Heard from the very own horse's mouth.

kiddNYC10- your an ass. stfu

just don't look at any small children when you do that.

Is that not appropriate? Shit. I've been doing this all wrong.

Or teenage girls.

Or elderly people on oxygen support.

Lol! ......or asthmatic people..

I would loss it if someone did the opposite of what I said. I tell ppl to breath quieter alllll the time,

Fake die? A fake die is illegal and very hard to construct without it being visible to the naked eye. You step into a casino with one of those you better be careful.

Dammit, You got me.

40 - I read that over and over again... I finally got it.

Yeah that would be like totally awesome, unless you have, you know, modern plumbing then it would just be a waste of water.

10 you're an evil, evil person :)

10 in some newer house the lines are different so it would do anything but then again I might work for them

Dumping everyone because of the smallest things does not fix everything..