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Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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maybe your girlfriend meant that you breathe loudly? c'mon, haven't we all sat in front of that kid during class who you think is annoying for breathing so heavily, even if they can't help it. :3

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YDI for breathing too much. Maybe OP is a mouth-breather, though. I can see how hearing that constantly would irritate her.

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108 - You mean like actually having a brain? Yea I guess that is too much to expect out of people these days...

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#1 people like you annoy the fuck out of me. "oh she's in a bad mood she must be pmsing". No, you know what? Sometimes we're just justifiably/unjustifiably in a bad mood. Just like men are sometimes in a bad mood.

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Chill it was a joke. Btw no one said anything about her being on her period. Your comment was just a pointless rage

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Oh god...OH GOD. I feel utterly disgusting after reading bertoelmexicano's comment. Why fucking comment on some girl's picture here? It's nothing but creepy. Go shadow some girls at the mall if you're so desperate. Ugh...I need a shower.

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Or place him in a dark room and make him listen to Friday by Rebecca Black on repeat with a 10 foot spiked rod up his ass.

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Doc, I agree. That's what the PM system is for! Do your creepy shit in private -- it just might work ;)

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he's the type of guy who breaks into girls houses and chokes himself while masturbating and no one finds out until they find him with a belt around his neck and no pulse

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Fake die? A fake die is illegal and very hard to construct without it being visible to the naked eye. You step into a casino with one of those you better be careful.

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Yeah that would be like totally awesome, unless you have, you know, modern plumbing then it would just be a waste of water.

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10 in some newer house the lines are different so it would do anything but then again I might work for them

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