FML : Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He...

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - / Saturday 27 June 2009 14:29 / United States

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By gatorsxrule | 0

#347372 - Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

By slack3r9 | 0

#347380 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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By gatorsxrule | 0

#347372 - Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

iamjtsocool | 0

#347415 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:13

Women just don't understand. I'd do the same thing.. bacon, beer, cars, women are things we need to make a great day.

Naheelawhatwhat | 0

#347497 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:47

Big deal. get over yourself

iKaite | 0

#347665 - Sunday 28 June 2009 1:04

I just fell out of my chair from Lol'ing so much.

AMMM | 0

#347802 - Sunday 28 June 2009 2:14

Yeeaah... It's a guy thing. I'm a girl and I get that. What do you expect? It's not FML.

KrAzEdMaNiAc | 0

#348143 - Sunday 28 June 2009 5:25

DAMN RIGHT! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BACON LADY?! BACON DON'T COMPLAIN.

Briannaaa | 0

#349660 - Sunday 28 June 2009 20:45

LMFAO, You Should've Been Like "Baby you can wrap ME in Bacon :) "

xero_art | 0

#349777 - Sunday 28 June 2009 21:10

you should have felt happy that he was allowing you to kiss him when he obv had more important things to do...looks like you've got a keeper there

TysonFawlay | 0

#350047 - Sunday 28 June 2009 22:17

Tbh I'm not sure I would want to wrap her in bacon. There is situations where bacon DOESN'T fit, as well. :|

gothymama | 0

#351611 - Monday 29 June 2009 6:55

LOL, that's what I would've said!!!

originalkermit | 0

#358693 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:45

I know... seriously. This should be an epic win!!

nuccalo | 0

#857011 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:40

ha ur bf FTW

swaggintothamax | 0

#2198790 - Friday 18 March 2011 7:39

name 3

anon2468 | 0

#2784168 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:28

sounds like my boyfriend.. lol. he wouldn't interrupt somethin like that with bacon though.

By liekWTFmang | 0

#347373 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:00

ROFL that sucks for you :/

Ilovelife07 | 0

#347520 - Sunday 28 June 2009 0:02

mmmm bacon

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-dispenser.jpg

smirnoff1695 | 0

#3180371 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:57

Yumm!! Check out epic meal time, they have the greatest ideas

By MamaCita1633 | 0

#347378 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

That sucks, maybe he was just bored o_o

lovexcheer33 | 0

#347736 - Sunday 28 June 2009 1:43

agreed.

By slack3r9 | 0

#347380 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

MattM95 | 16

#5952270 - Wednesday 21 May 2014 16:11

I agree #4. Bacon is pretty dam delicious, I swear it's addictive.

By cherlana32 | 0

#347381 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:03

Bacon is one of the greatest things in the world, so I really can't blame him. :)

dowhatiwant | 0

#347887 - Sunday 28 June 2009 3:00

agreed

bezach | 0

#971747 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 7:16

god made bacon to make up for ugly women.

By Cormophyte | 0

#347383 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:04

The real FML would be if he failed to find anything to wrap with bacon. Bacon should be a food group :(

By murderoticadam | 0

#347384 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:04

Lmao, nice.

DangerousBabee | 0

#347657 - Sunday 28 June 2009 0:59

He might wanna wrap YOU in bacon
Mmmm C[=

TheUnnamedOne | 0

#349020 - Sunday 28 June 2009 15:27

Lmao!!

By Syn_fml | 0

#347390 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:05

Mmm....bacon.

By Javokdin | 0

#347391 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:05

YDI for thinking you're better than bacon.

SP63_fml | 0

#347443 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:21

I concur.

katelynmarie | 0

#347536 - Sunday 28 June 2009 0:09

Lmao, number 10 owns. =]

Yagamiii | 0

#348769 - Sunday 28 June 2009 12:16

LMFAO you rule #10 :')))

swaggintothamax | 0

#2198795 - Friday 18 March 2011 7:41

the magical animal that provides us with pork chops, bacon, and sausage mmmmmmm

By yuZj | 0

#347393 - Saturday 27 June 2009 23:06

u got yourself a good man.
bacon recipes? oh man, dont ever let him go.

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