FML : Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled,...

Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 October 2009 12:09 / United States

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By Standupboi | 0

#626049 - Sunday 18 October 2009 21:30

she probably means from high school musical

By TotalPandamonium | 2

#625909 - Sunday 18 October 2009 20:37

Talking in my sleep is how one of my exes found out I was planning on dumping him.

His reaction just made me even gladder I was going to dump him.

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By El_mariachi | 0

#625834 - Sunday 18 October 2009 19:59

first!

AnaMaree | 0

#633970 - Friday 23 October 2009 3:12

Troy from HSM?

troyboyd05 | 0

#909859 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:55

I'm Troy...so can I do nasty things to her?

pu13 | 5

#983987 - Friday 23 April 2010 7:02

yes she prob imagined him singing as he did stuff. songs with names like "I'm just trying to fit in" and such... sexual jokes

moi101 | 0

#1127100 - Friday 23 July 2010 7:18

retarded

crabbyabby718 | 0

#2113201 - Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:44

hahah I was thinking that too

xmuffinx | 6

#6014023 - Monday 21 July 2014 13:51

That's what I was thinking worse comes to worse is ask her who Troy is or if she ever had a friend named Troy

By El_mariachi | 0

#625843 - Sunday 18 October 2009 20:02

and btw that sucks 4 u

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1009845 - Friday 28 May 2010 4:20

haha six 4 u!

By darkmis1 | 17

#625853 - Sunday 18 October 2009 20:08

Nobody cares if you're first ^
OP, that sux, but maybe she wuz talking about a movie character? I doubt it tho-I'm sry-being cheated on sux :-/

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6525212 - Sunday 31 January 2016 22:20

So... Are you trying to say you've never had a sex dream about someone other than your girlfriend?

By Trippyfalla | 0

#625868 - Sunday 18 October 2009 20:12

i smell a three way in the works

EvilPotato | 14

#2312091 - Friday 8 April 2011 3:21

4 you sir fail, it's called a threesome

By TotalPandamonium | 2

#625909 - Sunday 18 October 2009 20:37

Talking in my sleep is how one of my exes found out I was planning on dumping him.

His reaction just made me even gladder I was going to dump him.

veesky | 0

#1629842 - Sunday 31 October 2010 2:35

awesome haha

SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6631253 - Sunday 19 June 2016 2:00

*Even more glad. Sorry but that bothers the hell out of me.

By Standupboi | 0

#626049 - Sunday 18 October 2009 21:30

she probably means from high school musical

By IceCream53423 | 0

#626054 - Sunday 18 October 2009 21:31

umm
how do we no OPs name isn't Troy??

unFmyLife | 0

#627376 - Monday 19 October 2009 15:32

Why would it be FML if the OP was Troy?

By cr4ckb0n3f4n | 0

#626131 - Sunday 18 October 2009 22:09

too little info to tell is than fml or an ydi

By raeannriley | 0

#626162 - Sunday 18 October 2009 22:26

and sometimes people can't always help what they dream. so really, it's not an fyl!! more like not significant to your life at all.

RoseBlack123 | 37

#5770749 - Thursday 28 November 2013 2:06

Exactly. Often in my dreams, I forget that I have a boyfriend, and end up flirting in them with my guy friends that I would absolutely never date in real life. It doesn't really mean anything though

By justmyluck1212 | 0

#626244 - Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

He could be a celebrity crush she has, lol.

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