Freakout part 47674

By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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BShek 12

Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...

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Beeboopbeep 9

Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.

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airdude25 18

Sorry op, be glad she is gone!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Did you read the post at all? She's clearly not gone.

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JustThatPerson 21

SHE READS FML!!! So yeah, she's not gone, n't even close to gone.

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VowelMovement 15

Pretty sure #1 meant that he should be glad that they aren't together anymore

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BShek 12

Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...

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GarfieldDaCat 5

it says he hasnt posted anything at all but still he should watch out.

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GarfieldDaCat 5

ok whoops i misread and misunderstood that for one second

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Danne696 14

Even if the post by some miracle wouldn't make her furious, I imagine OP's name wouldn't make her happy.

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laden_swallow09 34

One eye open, and one finger on the trigger…

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Beeboopbeep 9

Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.

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emeraldarcher74 30

He was the one the posted about green beans in the microwave.

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foxpug 24

We'll know for sure when bricks covered in green beans make their way through OP's windows after she sees this.

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Brandi_Faith 33

"And in other news today, a man was found dead in his own home today. Green beans were strewn all over the body and apartment and a bowl was left sitting in the microwave."

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Steve97 32

Geez imagine what she's gonna do after she reads this one

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Wizardo 33

You know its usually the ones that think voices are talking about them that are nuttier than squirrel dookie.

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saucybugger101 33

If she reads this, you're gonna get more than a brick through your window..

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dorothy675 15

Better expect another brick or phone call soon. Good luck OP.

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HoboMeth 33

Watch out for any more incoming bricks

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Dorminion 13

Your next fortune cookie: "Bricks in your future are inevitable." but why would you post this if you know she reads FML *facepalm*

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Honest_Guy 10

Dear Psycho Ex, If you read this don't attack the guy. Calm down and Ignore it

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mystam4 17

careful, you might end up with a brick thru your window too! She knows it's all about her. haha

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