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Your wife sucks.
One more post about Edward Cullen and I will gouge my eyes out with the nearest blunt object!! OMGSTFU!
Same. I can feel my soul leaking out of my ******* ears.
Do you have a child bride? If not tell her to grow up.
I have no idea what to say to this. I didn't know that people could be this sad and desperate. Dump your wife right now. In a woodchipper would be the best way.
time to play another round of smack a' bitch...
Oh no. Not another Twilight-related FML! FYL.
They like Twilight. Do they have to act on it?
That is far beyond not being funny. It's never ok to even joke about spousal abuse. Have you ever been through it or seen someone go through it? I'm sure you haven't b/c you're making light of it. I don't care if you're trying to be funny; you and everyone else needs to learn that it's not funny...ever
YES!!
do me a favor an punch your wife in the face for me
LOLZ.that is the funniest thing ever...but...how old is ur wife, 10?
I am speechless... In a bad way.
haha..thats kind of cute whenever im wering lip gloss with glitter, i kiss my bf all over his face then i tell him "aww baby now u look like edward" and he looks at me all crazy..lol its hilarious
263 Twilight is no where near Harry Potter. They are not comparable on the basis Twilight is indeed pointless and failed erotic fanbook.
Haha she must be a blonde...ohhh. But seriously u need to get some payback. Like bite her arm in a half-moon shape and tell her u wanted her to look like Bella.
I feel so bad for you :/
Fairly sure everyone agrees, FYL.
Lol FYL
Every single comment can be summed up in those 6 letters. Well done.
We seriously need a Who Gives A Damn About Twilight feature on FML.
I also think Twilight needs its own category.
we need a section called "When twilight fans strike". Seriosly one more post about twilight and im finding the makers and popping 2 caps in their asses.
Team Edward!!!
THAT IS CREEPY IS YOUR WIFE A 14 YR OLD??? XD
ahaha that is funny.. but hey, i have heard of people doing waay worse things .. so be happy
Haha, Edward is UGLY, it's all about Jacob, he's got a great body, Edward is white, like really white
And he has a ******' ZERO pack. WTF is it with all the "Ahhh! OMG! Team Edwardzzzzz rulezzzz!!" fags? Jake is HAWT. Anyone who is "Team Ed" probably hopes that Joe-******-Jonas will ask her to marry him one day.
I totally agree, jake's hot and like really sweet while edward's a total douche... I'm not a very big twilight-fan though xD My bf loves twilight and makes me see them all the time and made me read the books...then she gets pissed when I say I hate Edward xO
They're all fairies.
that is sad. everyone who reads twilight takes it way too seriously! and i completely agree with #4
i read the twilight saga and nobody knows it but me and the person who sold it to me at the bookstore not ALL twilight fans are crazy but i have to agree that 99.9% of them are a pain in the ass about it and need to get a life
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Your wife sucks.
We seriously need a Who Gives A Damn About Twilight feature on FML.