Duchamp would be proud

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 12:00

Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
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TCRII 29

Shit happens. Sometime to the shitter...

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TCRII 29

Shit happens. Sometime to the shitter...

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raven_of_azarath 34

Some toilet seats are made of wood and, as most schools know, wood can be carved into with even just a pencil. It’s not too crazy to think a 5-year-old could do this.

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RichardPencil 30

You should submit that to the Toilet Seat Museum in San Antonio. There's really such a place!

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riley873 21

I don't know what's worse. the fact you know this, the fact that I had to look it up to verify, or the fact that it's a legit place🤦🏿‍♀️

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RichardPencil 30

What's even worse is that I went several times and was amazed at it! The owner was 95 years old when I went and may have passed away by now. He was great! I hope someone is lovingly carrying on his eccentric and impressive work.

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ViviMage 38

Well, you can replace the toilet seat. Make sure it's something not soft enough to carve. I'd love a soft toilet seat with the plastic covering and it's stuffed. If she carved into that, her parents should be held responsible.

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1known 30

Responsible for what? It is their toilets.

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1known 30

Quick survey: do you know who Duchamp was? Thump up: yes Thump down: no No searching on Google, Wikipedia or other sites.

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Hangryko 29

Wouldn't have happened if someone was watching her. How did she get an object sharp enough to do that in the first place? *facepalm*

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