By fuck - United States - Lawrenceville
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
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  Zomg_Okay  |  26

19 - What if it was a game of capture the flag/defend the base? You want the defenders to leave it completely undefended for fear of being labeled a camper?

  Zomg_Okay  |  26

Being defensive in a defensive game type works when you play one-hit-kill rules too... Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with having a few players do a counter attack but honestly, if you're not properly defending an objective because you're worried about video game "insults", you're not playing properly.

  eddeeezzyy  |  19

I kinda agree with 2 on this one because a girl's father likes a boy that is strong and is willing to stand up for one's self (especially to someone who is/used to be in the arm forces because it shows aggression and courage).

  siickman  |  7

Its funny because if you wer to play paintball... COD skills wont really help... You will catch yourself not wanting to move from
A bunker.... I see it every weekend when a noob on my team goes "oh yea im just going to do a call of duty and rush them.. Hopefully it doesnt lag".... Im just like okay and watch them stay far away and get out first :p

By  FloTimmyKO  |  0

He shot you with a paintball gun. So what, your still with his daughter, and he still has to deal with it.=] just remember when your in bed that you get the last laugh.

  daminantion  |  14

"Pump as many rounds into me without making a scene'" I say use the same tactic. Bang the shit out of his daughter when he's home! XD what, that isn't a normal retaliation?