By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
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laden_swallow09 34

Never go paintballin' with the in-laws. NEVER. There are several FMLs exactly like this one that illustrate why.

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RhineBl 17

He didn't do it to protect her, he did it to hurt him.

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nikkipettyfer 24

It's every dads job to protect his daughter! Don't let it get to you too much. Treat her well and I'm sure he'll loosen up, OP!

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RhineBl 17

He didn't do it to protect her, he did it to hurt him.

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nataliewby 25

How is that protecting his daughter? Unless OP did something worthy of that punishment, it's not protecting, it's abusing

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ImAFaker 29

Protection, abuse, what's the difference?

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badluckalex 23

theres a huge difference.....

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incoherentrmblr 21

Well, at least he tapped it...

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patrickeli 15

That's why you don't go paintballing... Or any "game" that involves shooting at opponents.

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davidpropert 32

#5 ... Or you could not be a pussy (Btw im not saying OP is a pussy, just the notion of avoiding some paintballing because "it hurts" is).

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Well, I don't know about you, but I hate pain.

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patrickeli 15

You'd still be enabling others to do something that you wouldn't want.

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Tessa_11 19

Do you play any shooting game? It's fun if you where proper equipment/ clothing.

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tantanpanda 26

I think OP is fine with getting shot, just not repeatedly out of unjustified spite.

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gpg5 19

Unless it's laser tag. Laser tag is awesome

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feven 32

This doesn't seem like a promising future relationship wise between u two lol (you and the dad)

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MegaExplosives 17

on the contrary, its gonna bloom into something beautiful. And a bit aggressive. But beautiful nonetheless

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GodPart2 20

An eye for an eye makes the world blind - Mahatma Gandhi

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henrylikestreats 22

Sounds like an act of war to me. (; Have fun with this one, OP!

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laden_swallow09 34

Never go paintballin' with the in-laws. NEVER. There are several FMLs exactly like this one that illustrate why.

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laden_swallow09 34

*magazine. You put a clip into a magazine, which you put into the receiver. Getting your nomenclature correct is serious business.

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