Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went back to Germany. He lovingly said to me, "I will never find another girl like you. Unless I rip off her leg and tear out her eye." I’m an amputee, and was born with a blind eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my date walked out on me during our first encounter when he found out my prosthetic leg wasn’t the result of "fighting terrorists to protect democracy", but a splinter that went septic and caused gangrene. Apparently I’m no longer heroic enough for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Humor like that is only okay if it has already been established as acceptable in the relationship. Sounds to me like it wasn’t in your case. :(
diraven 15
Is his last name Frankenstein?
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Comments (7)
cuz803 46
That's insensitive. Please talk to your boyfriend about it because an apology is warranted. He needs to work on his sense of humor. If he doesn't see anything wrong with it, that's a potential red flag cause it's a sign of disregarding your feelings.
cacheson 42
Humor like that is only okay if it has already been established as acceptable in the relationship. Sounds to me like it wasn’t in your case. :(
RichardPencil 32
That's a lot of progress considering what his people did to those who were physically impaired a few generations ago.
voltroz 18
Germans are creepy, aren't they?
Plop 17
No, it's mostly just this guy at that point....
diraven 15
Is his last name Frankenstein?
Sonotsuave 37
That’s extremely weird and distasteful to say. Even if you both have rapport or comfort making off color jokes on that level, it’s still not a very appropriate thing to say in general or in the moment. I’m sorry