Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked, "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
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bmadd 0
don't act like you didn't enjoy it
nateball 0
Yeah, that sounds like a Wisconsin person. he should have been doing you in the ass and said how about them Packers. now then it wood have made sense.
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Comments (172)
bmadd 0
don't act like you didn't enjoy it
Shookitup 0
mmmm good sex XP
dudeitsdanny 9
I'm sure OP enjoyed it. She's only disappointed he used that team. Girls get off better when you talk about the packers.
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
The Brewers are in a very weak division. They are 10 games behind the reds for crying out loud. They look nothing like the playoff team they were. I can see how that conversation would have been awkward.
ComMed1 0
this is stupid, it isn't an fml
misfit471 0
Nah, packers are your local sports team! I'm from Wisconsin so I know! :)
booored 0
I definitely agree lol
cantfightfate 0
the last thing I want to hear during sex is anything about a packer. lol
onnielief 4
So he get's off on sports. means he is an alpha male. I don't see the fml in this!
Rob207 3
hi!!!! 25
cantfightfate 0
hi!!! 35 lol
TaylorTotsYumm 10
He seems like a very passionate lover. (:
Rob207 3
how are you today 25?
OhWowFYLindeed 0
My sex dream.
mattman1994 0
how did that get him off? the Brewers lost last night
triggerit 5
the best theme to talk about is economic situation in Afghanistan or Africa... you will feel irresistible desire to
tweetbaby14 18
20 I couldn't have said it better
StoryOfTheYear 14
Cheesehead! Twins kick the Brewers in the rear end really hard (trying to keep this PG)
MW2nBAKE 0
40 looks hott 8)
hotscar 3
#15, how can anyone like the green gay fudge packers???
christa953 12
agree with 20
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
That's kinda odvious when u tlk about the brewers.
dbikes60 0
sick bmx picture shot
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
haha Yankees dissin on brewers I like it. number 28 comin up...no?
falluke17 0
yea, the cardinals own the division, no big deal : )
SeanFredrick 3
Well what kind of "conversation" did you expect? If he had said "kinky sex talk" and started talking about 300 lb men running around on a field and in the locker room you could start to worry. But he was just tryna think of a conversation. No biggy.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
baseball is the perfect coversation piece whilst hitting a home run.
xXLenaXx 0
So lemme guess, you just lay there and wondered when you could finally go post this? Take the initiative next time. :) plenty of hot things to say in the heat of the moment that are... erm, sexier, than sport... :P
Notjustanother1 0
ydi for having a bf that that wants to "talk" and not dirty talk while having sex ..... you should of asked "hey how's your mom doing ?"
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
GO CUBBIES!
Trupe 3
Talking about a bunch of large hairy burly men doesn't seem that hot in my opinion......
lilsparkey 1
yea but we also have a strong hitting squad. i think if we changed our pitching line-up and got our power hitters in clean up in the lineup with our fast runners on top, we could pull through.
crissyspic 0
well I love talkin to my bf during sex:) but dirty you know? mmmmmm **** now I want my bf!!!! thanks a lot op !!!
Daerauko 0
hahaha yes! i've totally asked my girlfriend how 'bout them dodgers? mid-act! she just found it funny and we continued.
satanic_fml 13
is his sex as good as the brewers?
iamironman97 0
nope, 69. it's gunna be Cardinals number 28!!!!!
iamironman97 0
I mean 11. I was still thinking bout the gay ass Yankees.
twinny_sc 13
Haha did it work?!
Cjw1220 0
I hope I don't get a lot of haters, but GO BOSTON!
cantfightfate 0
Boston sucks!!! hahaha Atlanta braves ftw :)
Daerauko 0
braves suck go giants! <_<
randomlettrrs 8
102 nice Go Braves ps ur hot
StoryOfTheYear 14
I say Twins are better than all those teams
JayColt 0
Rangers all the way cliff lee rapes Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
92-u no I was referring to number of world series and not a player correct? just checking cuz cardinals r a lil out if the run for their 28th world series. don't feel bad, so is every franchise in sports lol except YANKEES!
Kookish 2
Oh no, my boyfriend was trying to make sex more enjoyable for us during our first time! My life sucks! Seriously, OP, lighten up.
FYL_hardd 0
Is it just me or does 102 look like Carrie May in House Bunny when you turn her picture right side up? Hmm...
deathcab7 0
yay, milwaukee brewers; beaast. (: wisconsinnn is the besst.
dheinzen2 1
f*ck the Yankees!
skittle68 0
Hmm a friend of mine said he used to have the best conversations with his ex while they were having sex. I can't imagine trying to hold a conversation while my bf is inside me lol. I get way too into it...
MISStaken43 0
wooooo wisconsin!!
surfer4ddict 0
that's right tell her about fudge packers that'd turn her on
sweetheart88 0
you don't need to talk.. well that'll come later and you won't need to "try" it :)
snickardoodlez 0
I'm sure they do very well in their sport. Be more supportive. or you could just blow him so you won't have to participate in the conversation ;) I like the second one more
Buchitoo 4
lol.
tpike1296 11
58: nice.....phone!
LaidToRest48 9
cccccccleveage. mmmhmhm
Freeze_fml 16
I thought you were the real deal for a second there. Damn.
HonestJoe 0
lol good idea
omega802 0
at least he's trying!
liz_sandoval09 0
Wow that sux op be prepared next time he might dirty talk with u
LaidToRest48 9
cute baby
sticksandshit 0
I do that during sex too, but I do most of the talking, cos animals don't talk much.
brain_slap 0
ever tried horse? :-p
Silkie 0
Are you kidding me? My Siamese won't shut up!
DncrHap 9
damn he knows how to get a girl going. dirty talk like that has me all hot and bothered.
luckylucas26 9
lol atleast he's trying? fail.
aardvarkish 16
I think I'm having feelings that your sister will piss herself twice a day for the next week. If my feelings don't come true, hers are likely as inaccurate.
aardvarkish 16
DAMN!!! Wrong FML. I'm sure the geniuses among us will figure it out.
onelove222 0
wrong fml dude lol
aardvarkish 16
Merely catching the obvious doesn't quality you as one of the referenced.
Trollz4daLULZ 1
THIS is why anteaters > aardvarks :P
aardvarkish 16
YOU!!! Sweet-teets, are becoming a sticky nuisance. Aardvarks PWN hairy-backed anteaters with much more powerful claws and long tongues. so consider yourself licked. (But not with MY tongue.)
Shookitup 0
lmao XD
Daerauko 0
haha unless his girlfriend is his sister in which case you could be right
rebbee 0
Yuck, what a turn off. At least he is willing to try new things in bed however displeasing they may be!
dudeitsdanny 9
Having sex alone is new enough. This wasn't major league stuff, but maybe save it for a time when you're both less nervous, OP. This way you can avoid sports talk and gobfor the dirty, or romantic, stuff.
lizadunce 0
Agreed.