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what jackass shoots someone in the back of the head. Not only is it dangerous, but it shows that that person is a coward.
While you should avoid aiming for the head in paintball, shooting the back just means you obtain some bad ass tactics and know your shit. Who the **** would shoot someone from the front, where they could get hit too?
Not as much as some of the cowards I was faced up against that one time. Some idiot shot me at point blank in the back and on the chest. It has been months since I last went and I still have a faint bruised scar on my back.
Isn't that against the rules? There's a paintball place near me and headshots are not allowed. I hope she shot him back!
Not one, but three times? YIKES!Hopefully her next experience is better OP!
There goes your credibility. Now she'll question your reassurances that she can't get pregnant if you're wearing socks.
But...you couldn't have seen that coming. But seriously, that sounds painful. Hope she's ok!
Gotta say that if I was OP, those shots would have been mine...
If you're single, this explains why. If you're not, I seriously feel bad for your significant other. It takes a special kind of asshole to reassure a loved one that something they're frightened about won't happen to them, then be the one that does it to them.
*after the fact (and getting really tired of these "hidden" replies (via phone app at least). I would really like to read them to stop reiterating shit people already said all the time. or to at least make sure I can add something unique. and also because I'm a dork who likes reading the replies. idk)
I had that same conversation with an old girlfriend, then inside 3 games she got shot in the boob and lit up by about 6 shots because she wasn't putting her gun up high enough to say she'd been hit
I'd love to go paintballing with my boyfriend but I'm unfortunately terrified.
If someone is accurate enough to hit another person in the head, they shouldn't need to fire 3 shots. They also should be aiming for center mass, not only does it make it easier for them, but less painful for the victim.
Someone's a big Call of Duty fan.
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what jackass shoots someone in the back of the head. Not only is it dangerous, but it shows that that person is a coward.
Not one, but three times? YIKES!Hopefully her next experience is better OP!