By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 160
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Way too easy of a joke sitting there.

Even if the dad has a problem with their consensual sex, it is not within his rights to take it out on anyone either way. That's just projecting your anger over someone else's choices simply because you disagree with it. Not cool -_-

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Way too easy of a joke sitting there.

I'm pretty sure everyone just took this the wrong way.. bad word usage, OP.

Based on the username, I'm sure that's his intention.

no matter how I read #1's comment, I can't figure out what they're trying to say. I even tried to Google it. can someone help?

"Unloaded into me from behind". If you can't figure that out, then wow.

I'm talking about #1's comment not the FML.

I'm talking about #1's comment not the FML.

They're saying the whole "unloaded into me from behind" thing is the joke. Well, that's what I'm pretty sure he was getting at.

Op you're obviously too young to be on the internet if you can't figure that out. He got "unloaded on" No 1 was just pointing out how blatant the joke was cause we all thought it after reading the fml.

must be a turn of phrase I'm not familiar with. thanks anyway :-)

#24, I doubt cmath is the "OP".

Remember that this is a world wide site and your colloquialisms may not be understood everywhere. #1 was insinuating that the dad ejaculated on OP. His back now. Being sore from rough anal sex. Yeah. It's not as funny when you have to say it.

I seriously thought he meant what you're thinking, the context is poor

Take one for the team!

How is the context poor? OP's talking about paintball, not sodomy. Despite the word usage, the intended meaning is fairly obvious.

Sure sounds like surprise buttseches to me. " snuck up and unloaded from behind me". Come on folks that's pretty easy pun there.

That sucks man. Despite what many think, paintballs can really hurt

I agree, paintball guns aren't something to mess with. If OP was shot within a close range, it could have potentially broken his spine or caused other serious damage:/

Agreed. My mom got shot from far away and couldn't wear her wedding ring for a week

I feel sorry for ops brothers girlfriends dad for being so ignorant.

What else am I supposed to say besides something comforting?

nothing at all.

You're trying way too hard....

How am I trying too hard? I wasn't trying to get attention, all I said was that ops brothers girlfriends father was being ignorant by shooting whatever looked like his daughters boyfriend.

Just quit while you're only three comments down.

Fml might not be for you^^ Sorry #45

#45 just.. stop. please.

Damn op, that swallows.

Even if the dad has a problem with their consensual sex, it is not within his rights to take it out on anyone either way. That's just projecting your anger over someone else's choices simply because you disagree with it. Not cool -_-

Getting your girlfriend pregnant before you're both ready and capable of raising a child is a stupid decision. And stupidity should be painful. Unfortunately op bore the results of his brothers stupidity.

Who said they weren't ready...

who said it was their decision to have a child...

#31 Maybe they are ready, it never said they weren't.

They probably weren't ready though if she was still his girlfriend.

what does being or not being girlfriend have to do with being ready for a kid? One does not have to get married to be ready for a kid.

I'm sure your back isnt the only one thats hurting..

as in his brother's girlfriend's back is probably hurting due to said pregnancy.

Wow, 13, the way I percieved your initial comment was no where close to your explanation.

It's unlikely that she's very pregnant if she's allowed to play paintball.

Lol well the username...?

My thoughts exactly…

He must have been packing something powerful

Nah, I work at a paintball field. in my experience any paintball gun can hurt if you get close enough and get hit enough, even rental guns which are generally on the low side velocity wise.

Be thankful the dad didn't get you in your "paintballs"

I'm more intrigued with the name you used to publish the FML...o.O XP