Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
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ActionManly 11
That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)
Quest_ 13
You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.
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Comments (170)
JohnLovesFMLs 0
nice pic.
transcedental 18
what the cat.. how old are you x_X
Jimboom 12
Sounds like Aunt Flo was in town. :-P
Sindyy 0
Wtf? I doubt anyone would break up with someone for THAT, maybe she was just looking for an excuse.
Leporidae 0
She would've already known it was there and you've just made it worse. Never point out a girl's flaw. ydi
purgarus 6
Yeah he definetly wasn't being insensitive, infact he told her it was there so she wouldn't get embarrased! Gah some people are frickin retarded!
Coccinelle_fml 15
YDI. as other people have said, she probably already knew it was there and didnt need her boyfriend to point it out.
Giorgio272 2
sounds like a real bitch looking for any excuse to dump you. be glad she gone, chances are she was sleeping around and cheating on you anyway.
myrrh 0
Yes. Because clearly we can go from point a) overly sensitive about her flaws to b) sleeping around and cheating. Your logic. It's astounding.
crowbar87 0
I would love to hear you giggle snickerdoodle
sugarbabyxoxo 2
don't point things out like that silly! she probably knew it was there, and you saying something probably hurt her feelings/made her feel insecure!! so it's kinda fyl and ydi...
bebz_fml 0
Do you ever have something nice to say...