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By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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By Superficial - 09/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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ActionManly 11

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:40

That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)

Quest_ 13

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:53

You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.

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pencilcrayon 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:04

your a douche bag for bringing it up. She gets it. theres a zit on her face. just keeeep talking about it.

IMB916 0

Friday 26 February 2010 4:55

NEVER tell someone they have a zit on their face, ********! ITS ON THEIR FACE! THEY ******* KNOW!!! ur just making them feel self-conscious!

sesp61289 0

Friday 26 February 2010 5:59

if my fiance said that to me i wouldnt give a damn. its not that hard to cover up. she sounds way to insecure

imchanel 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:32

ohhkay next time don't say anything. and that's stupid how she got all upset with you over that. your not insensitive that's thoughtful at least SOMEONE told her! FYL

fits138 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:56

seriously? wow. this is one of the most ridiculous breakup stories I've ever read. sounds like an emotional wreck to me. hopefully you find someone who is appreciative of your thoughtfulness. my boyfriend and I do this kind of shit to eachother all the time, didn't know it was such a big deal... haha. op you are better off without! :-)

Originality18 0

Friday 26 February 2010 7:05

Duuuuude. NEVER bring a girl's flaws to her attention. -_- The dress does NOT make her look fat, she's beautiful without make-up, and every zit or mole is a beauty spot in disguise. Well-intentioned warnings do not work. FYL.

keenan61194 4

Friday 26 February 2010 7:29

Snickers, bringin' on the bitch to FMyLife.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 26 February 2010 7:49

If my BF pointed that out I would be quite thankful for it. Your Ex-GF is a moron, and you're better off without her.

HappyLittleGhost 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:41

Uh, I'd feel sorry for you if you had pointed out something she could HELP, like a piece of food stuck in her teeth or fuzz in her hair. But what exactly is she supposed to do about the zit? Pop it? It'll still be red. Put zit cream on it? That'll take at least all night to work. And I'm SURE she already knew about it. FYI girls sometimes spend hours obsessing over trying to hide a zit. I wouldn't break up with a guy for saying that, but it was still a pretty lame and insensitive thing to say.