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Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

I would not touch any of his personal stuff, or use his sheets/bed !

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Hey now, not everyone can afford medical care...

isn't health care free in Denmark?

I have no idea. If it is, OP's roommate might just be ashamed of what ailment might have befallen his penis.

everyone should just live in canada.

I live in Denmark.. So Jear it's free [:

How is this fuck YOUR life? Besides for hearing him whine about it, if you keep the toilet and bath clean its not like you're going to catch anything. Unless you guys share things more than that...

*like* come on over! we've got room!

I actually want to move to canada.. nice, peaceful...open. perfect!

12, are you sure they want us all?

the "ailment" is probably my ex boyfriend's ass.

sounds like a male yeast infection

I live in Norway with free health care :)

Yeah, but every guy I know would find a way to pay when it comes to their penis health.

I would not touch any of his personal stuff, or use his sheets/bed !

why would he use his sheets/bed?

^ exactly what I thought..

^ because it sounds like the roomate made an elaborate excuse to masturbate whenever he wants hahah

mastubaitorrr

I met masturbatrrrrr

Sure.. For the itching ;)

Why would they use their sheets or bed?

Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

yep just use his dick as the leash nice plan dude

Give him some Lamisil.

yes... use for "itching"...

...and the up and down movement of the foreskin as 'scratching'.

drag him to the doctor and advise him to practice safe sex next time!

just think if it's an STD you may get it for sharing bathroom hygiene products, fyl

just think about how many times he's touched OP with the hand he uses to scratch himself.. maybe the night he woke OP up he shook him with the same hand. gross!! I would disinfect EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

oh this is so gross. I feel bad fro both of u!

can anyone say VD?? lol

Why was he smelling his penis? At least he didn't have you take a whiff.

lol i agree wit your statement and question

I think if it smells enough, he probably wouldn't need to make an effort to specifically try and smell it DX

^ thinking the same. How the f did he smell it. Gross

I smell cheeseee

why fyl ? more like fhl he's the one with his penis about to fall off ! :o

Hey, this is an idea! Just tell him to go to the doctor if he doesn't want to take the risk of his penis falling off.