TW: Gross

By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 00:09 - Denmark

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
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Doortje 29

Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

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capt_awesome1 11

I would not touch any of his personal stuff, or use his sheets/bed !

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allmidnighteyes 10

Hey now, not everyone can afford medical care...

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zarden 0

isn't health care free in Denmark?

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allmidnighteyes 10

I have no idea. If it is, OP's roommate might just be ashamed of what ailment might have befallen his penis.

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kemando 22

everyone should just live in canada.

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mystomachurts 3

How is this **** YOUR life? Besides for hearing him whine about it, if you keep the toilet and bath clean its not like you're going to catch anything. Unless you guys share things more than that...

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zarden 0

*like* come on over! we've got room!

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whoisthisgirl 4

I actually want to move to canada.. nice, peaceful...open. perfect!

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alliepocalypse 0

the "ailment" is probably my ex boyfriend's ass.

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ollallie 0

sounds like a male yeast infection

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Notimetobleed 14

I live in Norway with free health care :)

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Hollerz88 1

Yeah, but every guy I know would find a way to pay when it comes to their penis health.

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capt_awesome1 11

I would not touch any of his personal stuff, or use his sheets/bed !

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sivuplay 0

^ because it sounds like the roomate made an elaborate excuse to ********** whenever he wants hahah

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breena25 0

I met masturbatrrrrr

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Doortje 29

Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

yep just use his dick as the leash nice plan dude

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FlyWillis 0

Give him some Lamisil.

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dre_bro11 12

...and the up and down movement of the foreskin as 'scratching'.

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cheex87 0

drag him to the doctor and advise him to practice safe sex next time!

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angel55033 12

just think if it's an STD you may get it for sharing bathroom hygiene products, fyl

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krazy_glu3 0

just think about how many times he's touched OP with the hand he uses to scratch himself.. maybe the night he woke OP up he shook him with the same hand. gross!! I would disinfect EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

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sammy92 0

oh this is so gross. I feel bad fro both of u!

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FMLephant 2

Why was he smelling his penis? At least he didn't have you take a whiff.

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bariforlife 0

lol i agree wit your statement and question

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lulzaroonie 0

I think if it smells enough, he probably wouldn't need to make an effort to specifically try and smell it DX

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Zanzy 0

^ thinking the same. How the f did he smell it. Gross

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whitedemon_fml 0

why fyl ? more like fhl he's the one with his penis about to fall off ! :o

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DjeePee 24

Hey, this is an idea! Just tell him to go to the doctor if he doesn't want to take the risk of his penis falling off.

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