By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 142
You deserved it 44 613

Same thing different taste

Top comments


EG14_fml 8

#1 rule to being a good boyfriend, never tell her she's fat. Never.

Really? I would think "don't insult her" would be a better rule to live by.

Just don't feel bad about it and don't go apologize to her. She asked for it and she's the one who needs to get over it! You need to stay cool or else she'll start losing respect for you!

MichellinMan 20

RULE #1 OF FEMALES: Never, ever, ever, never, ever, EVER call a girl fat.

Lol when a girl tells you to do that you should think OP. Girl psychology is the opposite of what they say!!

winkydog4056 16

#45_Winky will add to this comment; even if they ARE fat!

No matter what she did, NEVER call a girl fat, ever. That's an self-esteem killer right there!

YOU need to start gaining respect for WOMEN or else they'll lose respect for YOU

Now we know why she isn't speaking to him. You're giving him ********!

ArielTheMermaid 17
ArielTheMermaid 17

#2, don't tell her she's ugly

ArielTheMermaid 17

That was supposed to be a reply to number 1....I have no idea how this happened....

You clicked #2 instead of #1, that's how.

RochelleRedvines 8
spekledworf 18

This is an obvious trap he fell into.

Girls and their little mind games. Life is such a mystery...

I would have used this situation for food or sex

Well.. Maybe in a different timeline...

Rule #2 Unless she is a ***** don't ask a random girl for a bj.. They usually are not very happy..

savage93 11

Well that was still a dumb comment. Oh, and im just saying.

It's better then calling her fat, or saying that she's getting fat. I'd prefer my boyfriend to ask for a ********, over call me fat. Who knows that may be like her biggest insecurities, as it is for most women.

Steve95401 49

I don't think he'll be getting a ********, or anything else from her, anytime soon.

I don't understand why girls hate ******** so much. He never has to ask for one with me. I have never understood the problem. As for the insult OP delivered I'm not sure what to say. Was her comment rude enough to warrant such an insult? Is she really gaining weight or were you just trying to deliver a low blow? If you were just trying to insult her while making her also insecure about her body therefore unlikely to sleep with you because she now thinks you see her as a pig then I think you did rather well.

So 91, are you saying you're a mind reader or that you give random ******** whenever the mood strikes you? Either way isn't too bad, but I am confused

100 - I know what he likes so he doesn't have to ask. I am also rather fond of spontaneous bjs. Lol. So both.

who is this 'he' character? don't know his name yet?

BluFlames 8

Well, honesty is a true virtue...

Your an idiot... That ones just common sense.

Quick where's docbastard when we need him! We have a dieing guy over here!

MichellinMan 20

32- I know this is irrelevant, but I live in Tulsa as well!

KiddNYC1O 20

8- I love how your profile says "...laugh at how stupid a lot of people can be." So you're laughing at yourself?

You never ever fall for that bait! It's rule #1!!

It's like a girl asking "how do I look? Be completely honest!" Just always say great or something along those lines.