By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 971
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Same thing different taste

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

So ***** are just all part of a cult? It all makes sense now

Hiimhaileypotter 52

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Hiimhaileypotter 52
cantthinkofshit 5

Can I have your grandpa? ( as in can he be my grandpa) he sounds bad ass. I decided when I was like 11 that when I'm 65 I'm taking a shit load ( exact amount ) of LSD and staying perma-fried for the remainder of my life. Looking forward to that day.

A shit ton will work better than a shit load.

cookie_3008 4

Sorry.. Did you say "slightly"?? /=/

IphonFML 6

Thats when you tell him you invented the "modern fap"

momolee 4

Slightly deranged or extremely smart?

This sounds like an awesome conversation! I wish I had a grandpa like that. Your grandpa rocks!

silbot 11

Play along? I don't know... It seems pretty legit to me.

lorenzoman77 7

Well. I mean it's the illuminati, who wouldn't believe they're responsible for that? (complete sarcasm)

reallytho3 11

People blame everything wrong in the world on the illuminati. World hunger, recession, the kardashians, etc.

Zoh_Aubrey 8

Anyone who believes that the illuminati is obsessed with shitty celebrities is a ******* idiot.

ryry013 6

Instant speaker... never thought of that. I should try that

you've got a pretty awesome gramps if you ask me

AnthonyWheeler15 24

So ***** are just all part of a cult? It all makes sense now

You didn't understand the post, did you?

stanpwns 9

And you clearly didn't understand the sarcasm.

mtrrace 4

Sounds like an interesting man

"Slightly deranged"? I'd hate to see all out deranged...

this reminds me of the Law & Order where the doctor tells all his patients that AIDS is made up

He invented the bullshit tap... The sort that keep dripping bullshit all day.