By yeah okay then - 3/8/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
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Can I have your grandpa? ( as in can he be my grandpa) he sounds bad ass. I decided when I was like 11 that when I'm 65 I'm taking a shit load ( exact amount ) of LSD and staying perma-fried for the remainder of my life. Looking forward to that day.