By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
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AnthonyWheeler15 24

So sluts are just all part of a cult? It all makes sense now

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would have played along!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would have played along!

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cantthinkofshit 5

Can I have your grandpa? ( as in can he be my grandpa) he sounds bad ass. I decided when I was like 11 that when I'm 65 I'm taking a shit load ( exact amount ) of LSD and staying perma-fried for the remainder of my life. Looking forward to that day.

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awagh666 14
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A shit ton will work better than a shit load.

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cookie_3008 4

Sorry.. Did you say "slightly"?? /=/

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IphonFML 6

Thats when you tell him you invented the "modern fap"

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mexican613 3
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He's right you know

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momolee 4

Slightly deranged or extremely smart?

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sereyna 1
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This sounds like an awesome conversation! I wish I had a grandpa like that. Your grandpa rocks!

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silbot 11

Play along? I don't know... It seems pretty legit to me.

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lorenzoman77 7

Well. I mean it's the illuminati, who wouldn't believe they're responsible for that? (complete sarcasm)

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reallytho3 11

People blame everything wrong in the world on the illuminati. World hunger, recession, the kardashians, etc.

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

Anyone who believes that the illuminati is obsessed with shitty celebrities is a fucking idiot.

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ryry013 6

Instant speaker... never thought of that. I should try that

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TurtleDinosaur 2
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Learn something new everyday (:

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mrz1177 11

What fun...

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slurshies 11
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you've got a pretty awesome gramps if you ask me

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kishuu_fml 1
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Better watch out :O

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Better not cry. TT-TT

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

So sluts are just all part of a cult? It all makes sense now

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P374RD3D 9
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You didn't understand the post, did you?

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stanpwns 9

And you clearly didn't understand the sarcasm.

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mikeofthunder 13
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I don't understand anything :)

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mtrrace 4

Sounds like an interesting man

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MURIKKA 11
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"Slightly deranged"? I'd hate to see all out deranged...

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P374RD3D 9
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this reminds me of the Law & Order where the doctor tells all his patients that AIDS is made up

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marinus_fml 19
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He invented the bullshit tap... The sort that keep dripping bullshit all day.

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