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By Jill - 25/02/2010 01:26 - France

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By Jessika - 07/08/2009 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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Fingers crossed

By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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Jasmine09 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:41

what a jerk

mama2b3 20

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:42

well at least u have confidence... still an ass

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Jasmine09 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:41

what a jerk

adriiana1019 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:22

OP you shouldve sat in her

tysta 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:52

Lol what a rude kangaroo.

whoadangitssam 0

Friday 26 February 2010 1:09

hahaha rude kangaroo ^^

MrsFunsize 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 7:48

Lmbo! U have to admit that this is funny though.

erwinbear 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:48

hahahaha #61 ftw!!!

tellithowitis 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:20

oh just take the compliment..

mama2b3 20

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:42

well at least u have confidence... still an ass

iSwag 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:20

This was funny...until it turned into English 101

SmellDaPurp 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:25

@iSwag.. forreal. me are gon typ lyk, ti's

SmellDaPurp 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:30

Also, you probly dont anymore. (referring to OP having alot of confidence)

highbie 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:27

falcon punch

lickmyjock 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:46

Why do fat girls give good head? Because they have to.

cantfightfate 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:07

hahahahaha!!!

ilysfm09 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 7:42

Yeahh, but you wouldn't know.

wrongpussy 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:50

apparently in your case, confidence = false self-image

d119 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:53

ydi for being fat and still hav a high self esteem. jk. you did not deserve that.

crazycornn 0

Friday 26 February 2010 5:56

I was about to flame the shit out of you XD

lazylacey 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:04

how rude.....

Luckster 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:12

Am I the only one who has a feeling that OP isn't even fat? The rude words sounds like something a super skinny person would say to someone who's at perfectly average weight to make them feel like shit.

GeorgeBoosh 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:00

No no no no! The OP justs needs to lose weight. Simple eh.

makeba 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:14

*who thinks

KiwiBlam 4

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:20

I've seen this FML before?? I'm sure it has been submitted previously, if not, very similar...

WorkThatButt 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:23

Baby, use that confidence and bitch slap that anorexic hoe, curves are beautiful honey

eat_this_buddie 5

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:30

^^agree. curvy women are beautiful.

sarcdude 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 15:35

no disagreement there ;D

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