Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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kira1kira 0
wanna go out?
zungg 5
sometime when we date someone too nice, it makes is feel shit. if u know what I mean
romaunts 0
Shit happens. You being so awesome and seemingly flawless probably intimidated her. She's probably insecure, and feels like she's not good enough, and I'd say it makes her feel worthless and undeserving. In that case, it /is/ the best thing for you both. You shouldn't date someone who makes you feel inferior- even if they don't mean to. She needs to fix her issues with herself before she dates /anyone/, actually. She obviously has some problems of her own, about herself. No worries, man.
courtneibaby 0
Awwww how sweet
AmeOwl 0
Translation: You're boring.
AmeOwl 0
Girls don't necessarily want assholes, but we don't want someone who will be absolutely predictable EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY.
zackforever 0
listen same shit happened to me...with about the same reasoning as well. I don't think because a guy is good that they are predictable. Some are yes, but not all are so AmeOwl chill out, don't be bitter that you are alone. And dude if your girl says that she's probably not the best person to be with...plus if you're so awesome you'll find someone even better.
mastershane 0
so true #33. I can agree with that because that same exact thing happened to me...
ColdGold 6
Sounds like an excuse for her not being that in to you. Or you have some disgusting habits. She was trying to let you off with out hurting your feelings. Who knows? (but not because you're too perfect. hah! What a load of crap.)
sparxva 12
Sorry you had a bad day, but put on your big boy pants and man up! Sounds like she has crappy self esteem issues and she doesn't know how to behave in a real relationship. Count yourself lucky that you found this out now and not after you get married and she starts "acting up" so you can "punish her" for being a "bad girl." Long story short -- she's Trouble with a capital 'T' and you just got a blessing. Thank God for the easy out and go find yourself a nice girl.