By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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DynamicDave 11

Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything

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SecsNoises 6

That one's #29 in my book of shitty excuses to break up with someone.

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eoswald 0

hahahhhhahahah, dude, she just told you that! She's been ******* this knee grow down the road from you! hahaha

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DameGreyWulf 0

I'd say you're fairly pathetic if you can't be honest with a dude. [motions above]

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kitty999 0

So it means you are available now? *-* give me a call ;)

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hazardharry 0

She was being sarcastic, dipshit.

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FMLLOLL 0

come my way i want the perfect BF LOL

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FoundManyLemons 0

So, slap her and tell her she's doing no such thing? But really, she sounds crazy. Good riddance.

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WesJaz 0

How old are you and what's your number?

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skishy 0

holy crap. my bf did the same thing to me on Saturday. wait...ex bf...damn.

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Scoundrel456 0

Dude,that happened to me too. ****** women.

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wingedtoad 0

You can't even spell Michael right. Not so perfect after all...

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