Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
SecsNoises 6
That one's #29 in my book of shitty excuses to break up with someone.
eoswald 0
hahahhhhahahah, dude, she just told you that! She's been ******* this knee grow down the road from you! hahaha
DameGreyWulf 1
I'd say you're fairly pathetic if you can't be honest with a dude. [motions above]
kitty999 0
So it means you are available now? *-* give me a call ;)
hazardharry 0
She was being sarcastic, dipshit.
FMLLOLL 0
come my way i want the perfect BF LOL
FoundManyLemons 0
So, slap her and tell her she's doing no such thing? But really, she sounds crazy. Good riddance.
WesJaz 0
How old are you and what's your number?
skishy 0
holy crap. my bf did the same thing to me on Saturday. wait...ex bf...damn.
Scoundrel456 0
Dude,that happened to me too. ****** women.
wingedtoad 0
You can't even spell Michael right. Not so perfect after all...