There's some funny stuff on here --- thanks.
Animals have souls. A soul = mind, will, emotions.
If you are human, you are a spirit, you have a soul and for now, you live in a body.
If you gotta throw up. Tie you hair up. Sit on the toilet and puke into a trash can.
Use hairspray on ink stains before they dry, then laundry.
Use grease to get tar off. Or to get gum out of your hair.
Don't wave your hands around while running with sissors.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Doh! This user still hasn't added any FMLs to their favorites.