ColdGold

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About Coldgold

There's some funny stuff on here --- thanks. Animals have souls. A soul = mind, will, emotions. If you are human, you are a spirit, you have a soul and for now, you live in a body. If you gotta throw up. Tie you hair up. Sit on the toilet and puke into a trash can. Use hairspray on ink stains before they dry, then laundry. Use grease to get tar off. Or to get gum out of your hair. Don't wave your hands around while running with sissors.

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Beginner

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I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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Judgmental

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Consolation prize

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

One more and it's business time

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