Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
Foxy_On_Fire 21
are you still free! she is stupid.
Daniel_great 0
im sure shes lying cuz she doesnt wanna tell u ur ufly
Itstopsecret 0
Hate it when people lie when ending a relationsship and play the good guy.It pisses me off like hell.Great,now I'm angry.FYL and gget urself a better GF :)
Foxears 2
Um. Like that makes since. I'll give anything for a perfect BF. Even though I already do. FYL. But hey, you will find some1 better. :D
Violacatt 0
That's a compliment from her.
ZombieLoverr 0
awhh... I'm so sorry about that.. she's ganna regret :)
Johnoxd 0
'YDI for being perfect. Girls like shitty men.' wow so freaking true. <3
Marine07_fml 0
I've had something similar to that happen to me a year ago.
vajennatiles 0
Yeah. That hoe's just looking for an excuse. What a bitch!
jamirae13 0
story of my life....