Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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ChChCharlie 10
If that's the real reason, she probably just felt inferior to you. Which is still stupid :)
theanonymoose 3
I'd imagine it was along the lines of "you're a perfect guy", not "you're the perfect boyfriend". A girl will break up with you even if they think there's a lot good about you if they find one or two things that don't click with them. So when she said you're the perfect boyfriend, she obviously didn't mean for her.
idkweird 0
Best response here!
popatia 0
who likes the color orange?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Reading between the lines, she's cheating on you and doesn't want to let you be the one to dump her because she's sure you will.
blastvortex 4
Well, her tastes must be pretty bad if she considers an emo such as yourself to be the best she's ever had. Couldn't you just be thankful that you've been ridded of the nutter? This isn't really an FYL; it's actually a blessing in disguise... (unless you really do like 'em strange, in which case, this is really a YDI in disguise).
theturtledude12 0
Same shit happened to me. Bitch found another guy a week later. Seems she was just making that up to get on with her new "boyfriend". Fun to know she was dating him while we were together... fyl
Erranty 0
Throw the b*tch off a cliff.
DalekCaan 8
I agree! Exterminate her!
teiso_fml 0
That was just an excuse she told herself. And a lame one, at that.
alpha_beta 3
A) She's an insecure bitch B) She's lying to you C) She betrayed you in some way and she can't find any dirt on you,so she uses this excuse to end it I really don't find this an FML.You got rid of one hell of a loser.
toomanycats 0
Been there, done that. But, that wasn't the reason I gave him. It was 16 years ago so I dont remember what I told him.. but I do know that he was too perfect for me and I couldn't handle that, I was 16 and not ready to settle down. Five years later tho, all is well. We're married with two kids ;)