Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
newsgit 0
YDI for being the perfect boyfriend. How could she NOT dump you? You were perfect. You shouldn't have been. Next time take her feelings into consideration. No, but really, FYL.
iheartjustinsane 0
There's definatly something that she's hiding from you. You know, like a different reason that she dumped you and she won't tell you...
Forgetmenot15 0
yeah same thing happened to me, excpet i was the perfect girl friend :/ yeah FYL.
metal27928 2
"...broke up me with..." You're so perfect? Maybe she realized you have the grammar of a third grader.
Drayon 0
Oh Yes, She totally dumped him over a typo he made on a website, How could you ever love somebody like that! Ewww....
athame1983 0
obviously she just didnt want to hurt his feelings
Leafhead 0
Nice guys finish last. Everytime.
jourdiebear 0
haha #2 is a Ginger
Elleaaa__zyx 0
obviously shes like every other girl that plays victim and thinks shes not good enough for a good dude. hey i mean you never know, the next guy she dates will probably put her in a battered womens shelter, and the next girl you date will probably appreciate you :D, so eff her life, not yours dear
ergo_fml 13
She's lying because she's too cowardly to tell you why she really wants to break up with you. I've seen guys and girls do this a million times.
tothelimit 0
For all of you who're saying that this is fake and stuff, this has happened to me. Unfortunately, there are women among us who are immature and don't know what they want. You and I have both the victims of that OP
idkweird 0
No one said it was fake. They said the reason was probably a lie. It probably was. No one gets dumped for being too great. Most guys who get dumped this way are lacking in some areas.