Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
davesnothere 0
She did you a favor. She's obviously emotionally damaged...
gothchick666 0
okay thats a WTF not a FML but still wow that sucks
DarthRant 0
Unless you're a complete ass-kissing doormat, you're probably much better off. She sounds like a lot of women: too stupid to know when they have a good thing. Many women are hell-bent on perpetuating the stereotype that treating them like shit makes them respond favorably to you.
Drekos 0
chances are she lied to you, and the real reason is something that would hurt you, like she's seeing someone else.
zgirl3229 0
This is more like wtf not fml. lol What a weird girl. lol
ananma 0
Girls hate flawless guys if you actually never noticed. It makes them feel worthless and like they are nothing comapred to you.
jpest17 5
I thing him being so "good" made her insecure
jpest17 5
if women can't control their emotions how can they be equal to men?
Brittan 0
That is jacked up! I mean really she must have met someone else or something and just is a really shity breaker upper. LOL sorry man that sucks!
JBigDaddy 0
yoo holy shit this same shit has happened to me. my girl broke up with me 2wice in the first month and nearly another time in the second month of our relationship. she felt she wasn't sure about being so happy about someone and it scared her. we've been together though for 2 years now. either go get her back with your "perfectness" or realize there's a different reason but man I feel what your going through