Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
salembinx 0
yeah my girl did this to me after i moved to utah for her so that we could be together and then a few months like 3 goes by and then bam she says that im too good for her and that she cant handle it. worst part is she was living with me now im stuck in utah single and well yeah lol all i can say is relationships is over rated highly overrated
bribold1 0
It's sad how all the good guys get the crappy bitches and all the good girls get the pricky jackasses. Maybe its time to change your selection methods? P.S: I could use the perfect boyfriend :)
playmymusic90 0
it was probably good for u... if she doesn't appreciate u but keeps it in her stomach, u could b frolicking green, grassy hills w/ a girl 2 match ur perfection
prp11408 0
Wanna be my boyfriend? =]
rraaee 0
youre boring obviously.
hedgehogs 0
Sounds like a line to me. Don't take this at face value.
kmoney66 0
Just to letya know thats a wicked common excuse for not having a reason for breaking up or having a reason that could hurt u.
sev770 0
it worse when they break up for absolutely no reason, you start looking fir the littlest flaws in yourself but yea girls are harsh dude u gotta live with it but anyway my ex didn't appreaciate me AT ALL and when she broke up a shitload of single chicks went after me. so it's win lose win for me Lise fir her xD
xoluvinshayxo 0
what a dyke! she needs mental therapy help,
DallasB 0
I really prefer when a girl tells me a legitimate reason, unlike the blatant lie she told you. Gives me something to improve upon for next time.
abradant_spoon 0
it's not a good excuse, but it could be real. i've had boyfriends like that too. with them being so perfect it makes you feel inadequate. then you start feeling all insecure with yourself like you're never gonna be as good as him.