Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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CalamityStriker 0
HAHAHA, Ive heard this shit so many times. How girls complain and complain about not having a better boyfriend and how they wish they could find a "good guy" and then when the opportunity rises, they shoot it down like its an STD... Then complain some more and the cycle repeats itself over and over again. Im beginning to believe that atleast 80% of all girls like being treated like shit. Lmao
aeux 0
Although it's not your fault, there is a way to avoid this next time. You can be good to a girl. You can even be very good to a girl. But apparently you cannot be perfect with them. You have to be a little naughty or bad or evil (EMPHASIS on a LITTLE BIT). That doesn't mean to hit her or something, no, but joke with her, say NO from time to time. (This advice doesn't apply if the girl herself is also perfect. ;-) *Ahem*
jessicat295 0
i wish that was the reason i would break up with my boyfriend. . . :(
Lexaklofriet 0
._. isnt it obvious? she's only saying that because she doesnt want to be with you. Tough luck.
Zombi3feast 0
HAHAHA
TheRetardTracker 0
Stop pleasuring yourself. its pathetic.
GuitarJunkie6258 0
Dude this has happened to me, i believe it is pretty common. It turned out to be complete bull shit though, she just found a guy at her school that apparently she liked more than me.
ryderthe8 0
# 130, 134. youre right. or they will be. how do you not be predictable then?
kosta007 0
should have treated her like shit girls like that !!!
Alphacide 0
Ironicly, your right
GuitarJunkie6258 0
"All Gods require bloodshed" anyone to tell me what quote this is from gets epic points!
mainedem 0
This happened to me as well. The girl didn't tell me, but she needed to sort out all of her personal sh!t and get over a few things before she could really and truly be with me (without feeling bad about the whole thing). I waited a year between our first and second date, but it was worth it. Now we live together happily and have been together for over 2 years, or 3, if you count that first one ;)
Armoured 6
Same thing happened to me!!!.... Except mine ended with her getting back with her ex, the one she was sapost to be geting over... :/