Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect...

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 775

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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Let me out of here

By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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You deserved it 785

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 107

You deserved it 3 765

DynamicDave 11

Monday 23 November 2009 8:59

Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything

cynima 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:58

Edward Cullen, I see.

Comments

CalamityStriker 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:54

HAHAHA, Ive heard this shit so many times. How girls complain and complain about not having a better boyfriend and how they wish they could find a "good guy" and then when the opportunity rises, they shoot it down like its an STD... Then complain some more and the cycle repeats itself over and over again. Im beginning to believe that atleast 80% of all girls like being treated like shit. Lmao

aeux 0

Friday 27 November 2009 17:21

Although it's not your fault, there is a way to avoid this next time. You can be good to a girl. You can even be very good to a girl. But apparently you cannot be perfect with them. You have to be a little naughty or bad or evil (EMPHASIS on a LITTLE BIT). That doesn't mean to hit her or something, no, but joke with her, say NO from time to time. (This advice doesn't apply if the girl herself is also perfect. ;-) *Ahem*

jessicat295 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:56

i wish that was the reason i would break up with my boyfriend. . . :(

Lexaklofriet 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:05

._. isnt it obvious? she's only saying that because she doesnt want to be with you. Tough luck.

Zombi3feast 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:47

HAHAHA

TheRetardTracker 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:49

Stop pleasuring yourself. its pathetic.

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Monday 30 November 2009 4:29

Dude this has happened to me, i believe it is pretty common. It turned out to be complete bull shit though, she just found a guy at her school that apparently she liked more than me.

ryderthe8 0

Monday 30 November 2009 9:36

# 130, 134. youre right. or they will be. how do you not be predictable then?

kosta007 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 16:10

should have treated her like shit girls like that !!!

Alphacide 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 6:35

Ironicly, your right

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:28

"All Gods require bloodshed" anyone to tell me what quote this is from gets epic points!

mainedem 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 22:32

This happened to me as well. The girl didn't tell me, but she needed to sort out all of her personal sh!t and get over a few things before she could really and truly be with me (without feeling bad about the whole thing). I waited a year between our first and second date, but it was worth it. Now we live together happily and have been together for over 2 years, or 3, if you count that first one ;)