By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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Quest_ 13

Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.

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doo514 0

anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time

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Lamingtonz 0

#40 awesome picture! love that episode =D OP, why send a picture anyway? I still don't understand that.

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deathcharm001 3

WTF do pple send each other pictures of their gentles

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perdix 29

Because for some of us, our genitals are better-looking than our faces. Y'know, we all want to put our best face forward.

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apexequalsclimax 0

you should just say okay maybe later and never send another pic so she thinks that you have a bigger dick...

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Tarak_fml 7

take a pic of it in the mirror. it makes it look bigger :P

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triggerit 5

did you **** her before she started to check out the size? if so she compare your dick with other one which perhaps brought much more plesiosaurs... fyl

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for sexting. YDI for even using a cell phone. YDI for the comma splice in your last sentence. You need a semicolon or a period between "hard" and "the" instead of that comma. YDI for having a pigeon pecker. Try #41's tip. It really works. Make sure you come back and tell us what a difference it made!

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