Love, Pregnancy and Divorce: The second coming

The second coming

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 09:00

Today, my husband is trying to divorce me because I’m pregnant, even though I’ve been told all my adult life that I’m infertile. I’ve never even had a period. He’s blaming me for lying to him because he never wanted kids. He even tried to claim it must be another guy's baby. He’s an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 194

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 762

You deserved it 162

By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 3 640

How could you?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML

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You deserved it 111

Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 477

Rationalization

By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 02:00

Today, I'm getting divorced because I found out that my husband of 17 years cheated on me when I was pregnant, all 3 times. He also had a year-long relationship with another woman, but, "it doesn't count because she knew I wasn't going to leave you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 129

Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 239

You deserved it 188

Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 000

You deserved it 479

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

I agree, your life sucks 60 503

You deserved it 3 993

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 323

You deserved it 7 422

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 221

You deserved it 554

FluffythePink 22

Thursday 19 October 2023 19:12

🫂 and massive congratulations 🎉. You also very clearly don't need this guy in your life. 'Infertile' should *always* come with the disclaimer that drs don't know everything and that life can and does find a way. Dump the man child and focus on you and your surprise baby. Enjoy the hell out of your never expected motherhood and don't let this prick ruin even a single second of it for you or baby. Then get a DNA test once bump is born and rinse the insensitive arse for child support. 🫂🎉🫂🎉🫂🎉

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 October 2023 15:36

It's probably not some other guy's baby, but that of some supernatural entity. It could belong to God, Vishnu, Hephaestus, Osiris or Elvis. Can't wait to see that episode of Maury.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 October 2023 15:36

It's probably not some other guy's baby, but that of some supernatural entity. It could belong to God, Vishnu, Hephaestus, Osiris or Elvis. Can't wait to see that episode of Maury.