Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent...

By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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Same thing different taste

By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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Nice pic

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 05:00

Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML

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By bob - 03/07/2012 17:33 - United States - Fairborn

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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Quest_ 13

Wednesday 18 August 2010 13:40

Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.

doo514 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 13:25

anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time

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Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:54

Try jelqing

Mcmodder777_fml 3

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:37

Get some enlargement pills?

corinna12124 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 5:21

Wow!!!

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:34

Well, obviously she hasn't noticed during sex(if you have any), so that probably means you're great in bed.

souljacker 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 20:09

sorry, size does matter.

notapotato 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 10:36

That must've been HARD for you HEHE

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 21 May 2014 13:04

Maybe have a ruler beside for the hard one...might lead her off...or time to invest in some of those pills

domShai12 7

Wednesday 31 December 2014 5:45

lol I'm sorry man.

TheLynx_fml 20

Friday 8 April 2016 1:32

As a man sorry bro

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