Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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ysomad
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wow you're a loser
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bugwub
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win for her!
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By
ysomad
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wow you're a loser
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mamamiaaa_fml
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yeah. and win for the GF. you need to listen to single ladies.
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andrewshields20
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lmao!! it's a trap run!
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KingDingALing
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Like I've always said, "When in doubt, whip it out."
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Shaebug12
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that's rely rely funny
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StoryOfTheYear
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Ahaha! ha.. haha.. heh, um what am I supposed to be laughing at
D:
D:
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Bees_fml
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"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
But what if the finger's not the part that I like?
But what if the finger's not the part that I like?
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generalasskicker
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win^^
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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fap?
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dariuz
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lol 26
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emilisaurus_rawr
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lmao I honestly agree with her... if you can't pop the question she shouldn't have to help you pop it up ;D Kay that was a bad one but my pint was made :$
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Astroman129
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Ugh... guess I misinterpreted the FML here. I thought she was comparing the size of his dick to the size of her ring finger.
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austanyo
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Well I always say sex can wait, masturbate and if not, don't be a fool, wrap your tool anyways.
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RatRodInk
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whata kill joy
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tboydlong7
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marry her then... she is happy u r happy, not the best fml
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WhiiT3TiGeR
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160, I thought that aswell.
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chicagolady
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Put a nuva ring in it ;-). Two birds with one stone.
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thekidownz
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sexy rawrrr
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musicchick1712
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I'm sorry but your picture disturbed me for life -shivers- I still don't even know what it is lol
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peece
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Lol ftw
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gogreen8856
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smart girl
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Mischief109
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29) Rely? Is it rely funny? What are you? 12??
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Hiimhaileypotter
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#255: Don't insult 12-year-olds xD
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kylo_117
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Get over yourself
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goodlike_fml
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so?
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kikibisweet
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If you like then you should put a ring on.
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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how is this an FML? this is fucking stupid
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nahgemoohc
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Yeah!!! Op, I think your GF just proposed to you!
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Ashamed_Sister
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If you think your life sucks after such an invitation to propose then I feel sorry for you - and for her too.
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bugwub
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win for her!
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StitchMeUp_fml
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exactly! >.<
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safaeita
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like a boss haha
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ClickMyPicture
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She was going to shove it up your ass?
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THEMTCHELL
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how did you come to that conclusion?
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mojojojo19
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agreed, someone is obviously too young to understand! Lol
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MooMofo
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-_- i'm pretty sure that was sarcasm, people...
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ClickMyPicture
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No shit it was sarcasm.
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roketkween
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looks like you would enjoy that wouldn't you
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BritishHobo
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Who is too young to understand what the ring finger is, but old enough to know that some people enjoy sticking their fingers inside other people's anuses?
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xkittykatx
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She wanted a ring!
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ImTheAlpha
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I clicked your picture... :o
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Zmeilerr
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Can you say DIVORCE?
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Yeah_Thats_Me
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No I have a lithp. Thankth a lot! *runs away crying*
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30STMluvva
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Haha 31 -WIN
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fulbrama000
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haha agreed
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Siji
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XD Lisp! Nice one! XD
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SadinSherman
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Why?
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mamamiaaa_fml
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oh wow are people now getting divorced before they get married these days?
I hate when people say divorce to minor things in general. At least try to work to problems go to therapy etc before "we grew apart - divorce" or "he/she works too much - divorce" I know though certain things like he's having sex with other men/women or he abuses me should be divorce. but uhh who cares why am I talking I've never been close to marriage.
I hate when people say divorce to minor things in general. At least try to work to problems go to therapy etc before "we grew apart - divorce" or "he/she works too much - divorce" I know though certain things like he's having sex with other men/women or he abuses me should be divorce. but uhh who cares why am I talking I've never been close to marriage.
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barneyfife
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exactly! can it!
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mamamiaaa_fml
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never!
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unclepester
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I'd marry you, if i didn't get married already, but maybe she will abuse me, than it's splitsville!
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th3disturbed
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uhh I don't think they're married... so idk what this comment means.
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badsportsmanshit
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he is saying it like he has a lisp fucknuts eat shit shirlock
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xdeathangel771
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divorth
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NeonBubblez
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Actually, she meant to put a ring on it, Dumbass.
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kiara16
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Wow, u must be a douche. This is like the third comment I've disliked of yours...smh
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natsaysheyyy
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Obviously, they're not married yet. -_________-;
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smiley1014
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Wow you have a funny girlfriend! She also probably wasn't impressed with what you sent her!
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alakomonus
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win
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torodeoro
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she was impressed that same night after I put a ring on it. i did it that same day
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claireful
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ok "OP".... but hey! if it makes you feel special pretending that your FML actually made it on the site, whatever.
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tundraman07
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instant win!!!!!!
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VaGino432
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that sucks bro, she's going to toss your salad.
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smiley1014
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It could have been worse. She could have shown her friends and told them "Hey look, it's like a penis...only smaller!
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CitrusGirl
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Worse than that "hey look it's like your penis-only bigger!"
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twilightfreak779
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win for her!!