By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

yeah. and win for the GF. you need to listen to single ladies.

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KingDingALing 9

Like I've always said, "When in doubt, whip it out."

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Ahaha! ha.. haha.. heh, um what am I supposed to be laughing at D:

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Bees_fml 0

"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it." But what if the finger's not the part that I like?

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emilisaurus_rawr 0

lmao I honestly agree with her... if you can't pop the question she shouldn't have to help you pop it up ;D Kay that was a bad one but my pint was made :$

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Astroman129 7

Ugh... guess I misinterpreted the FML here. I thought she was comparing the size of his dick to the size of her ring finger.

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austanyo 0

Well I always say sex can wait, ********** and if not, don't be a fool, wrap your tool anyways.

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tboydlong7 0

marry her then... she is happy u r happy, not the best fml

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WhiiT3TiGeR 0

160, I thought that aswell.

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chicagolady 3

Put a nuva ring in it ;-). Two birds with one stone.

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musicchick1712 0

I'm sorry but your picture disturbed me for life -shivers- I still don't even know what it is lol

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Mischief109 11

29) Rely? Is it rely funny? What are you? 12??

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#255: Don't insult 12-year-olds xD

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kikibisweet 0

If you like then you should put a ring on.

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nahgemoohc 17

Yeah!!! Op, I think your GF just proposed to you!

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Ashamed_Sister 60

If you think your life sucks after such an invitation to propose then I feel sorry for you - and for her too.

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THEMTCHELL 0

how did you come to that conclusion?

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mojojojo19 1

agreed, someone is obviously too young to understand! Lol

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MooMofo 3

-_- i'm pretty sure that was sarcasm, people...

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roketkween 0

looks like you would enjoy that wouldn't you

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BritishHobo 0

Who is too young to understand what the ring finger is, but old enough to know that some people enjoy sticking their fingers inside other people's anuses?

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Yeah_Thats_Me 0

No I have a lithp. Thankth a lot! *runs away crying*

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

oh wow are people now getting divorced before they get married these days? I hate when people say divorce to minor things in general. At least try to work to problems go to therapy etc before "we grew apart - divorce" or "he/she works too much - divorce" I know though certain things like he's having sex with other men/women or he abuses me should be divorce. but uhh who cares why am I talking I've never been close to marriage.

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unclepester 0

I'd marry you, if i didn't get married already, but maybe she will abuse me, than it's splitsville!

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th3disturbed 0

uhh I don't think they're married... so idk what this comment means.

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badsportsmanshit 0

he is saying it like he has a lisp fucknuts eat shit shirlock

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NeonBubblez 6

Actually, she meant to put a ring on it, Dumbass.

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kiara16 0

Wow, u must be a douche. This is like the third comment I've disliked of yours...smh

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natsaysheyyy 16

Obviously, they're not married yet. -_________-;

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smiley1014 23

Wow you have a funny girlfriend! She also probably wasn't impressed with what you sent her!

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torodeoro 0

she was impressed that same night after I put a ring on it. i did it that same day

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claireful 4

ok "OP".... but hey! if it makes you feel special pretending that your FML actually made it on the site, whatever.

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VaGino432 0

that sucks bro, she's going to toss your salad.

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smiley1014 23

It could have been worse. She could have shown her friends and told them "Hey look, it's like a penis...only smaller!

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CitrusGirl 0

Worse than that "hey look it's like your penis-only bigger!"

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twilightfreak779 0

win for her!!

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