Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent...

By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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Same thing different taste

By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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Nice pic

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 05:00

Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML

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By bob - 03/07/2012 17:33 - United States - Fairborn

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 13:40

Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.

doo514 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 13:25

anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time

Comments

applessuckdick 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 20:36

I have to comment just because my name is applessuckdick.

prodigy_x95 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 20:50

this is one of the funniest fmls ever

nkt_19 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:44

hahah how old are you, four?

nicholasBrandon 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 22:30

hahahahahaha

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 18 August 2010 22:49

Too much information

vanillatwilight6 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 1:29

i bet ur asian mayb tht wuz it

TOL_fml 6

Thursday 19 August 2010 2:44

Ydi op, you should know NOT to send pictures of genitals to others, because you don't know who else is looking at them. You also don't know what she does with the picture afterwards. lesson learned.