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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

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This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!
By Sara777boo / Saturday 16 August 2014 18:43 / United States - Sherwood
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  Earths_Venus  |  33

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By  xR3cKl3sSx  |  23

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  cjwayy  |  23

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  Omegapi197  |  23

Did the joke hit a little too close to home for you? If so go contact your gyno before the problem gets out of hand. Then you can put and end to your "fishy" problem.

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  Sigilwen  |  23

#26 if you over react that much to a joke the internet is not the place for you. Even being true that's a joke that's been around a long time and it probably won't be changing any time soon. I'm sure there is some annoying comparison you use that's false as well.

By  BobbieH  |  22

If the dog can get it you didn't put it away properly! Better find a new spot that the dog can't get into and make sure to put it there after you've finished with it!

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  Sigilwen  |  22

I keep all my private personal things in a small lock box They aren't expensive and it keeps kids,pets, and others you don't want to see away from it.

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  FML_14u2c  |  20

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By  ThisIsSoOriginal  |  30

I'm really curious as to where the dildo was, although I know that dogs have the talent of getting into where they don't belong. Oh well, FYL OP, but I'd suggest getting a new hiding spot!

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  Drfucked  |  30

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  Phoebe18  |  30

Undies can be washed but you wouldn't wear someone else undies, right? Just like you wouldn't use someone's sex toy that they have used. And if you would, you should probably get a lesson on personal hygiene

By  tbro47  |  31

Maybe he got annoyed by you stealing all of his toys and saving them where he couldn't get to them so he decided to steal one of yours that he always saw you playing with.

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