Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a dick pic. I should have realized that "Morgan" is right next to "Mom" in my contacts list. I'm grounded. FML
Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Your "member" was probably so huge, she was frightened by it. Be glad you wasted only a few days on someone who can't handle your mighty package!
icecreamisrad 13
It was a test bro
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
Your "member" was probably so huge, she was frightened by it. Be glad you wasted only a few days on someone who can't handle your mighty package!
Aiden89 23
Dumbass
alycion 39
Even if they ask, show some class and say no. If a girl is asking, 90% of the time it’d a setup.
JackWood 21
Probably wasn't a girl but was just a "member" picture collector.
RichardPencil 32
Isn't that what that show "Bone Collector" is about? I'm afraid to watch.
Mungolikecandy 19
By member picture I presume a Rick Pick? If so I am guessing she did not ask for it.
icecreamisrad 13
It was a test bro
maloafi 8
do not be sad you are not the first and you will not be the last
pjsr 33
That means your girl was really a man. Once he got his jerk supplies, he blocked you so that you couldn’t report him.
Eric Henning 7
Ans now he will come back and blackmail you!! Sweet
Cindell Hanson 7
Lemme see it