By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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Quest_ 13

Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.

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doo514 0

anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time

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xoxo31 0

18- I like your word... dickosity :D

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Crystal_Dreams 0

Pretty gross anyway, sending stuff like that, she can always dump you and spread the picture around at any time. But, most guys' gear is the same size at action stations - or near enough.

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briannacyrus 0

HAHA. I haven't laughed so hard at an fml in a long time. For the record, I dont the girlfriend is not a bitch for asking for another photo. Maybe she really couldn't tell he was hard? However, I do not know her intentions so I cannot say so for sure. But anyhow, OP, NO MORE PEEN PICS. That's disgusting. no girl ever actually wants to see it unless she's on her knees in front of you. Js.

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OppositePoster 0

Today, I was really horny and can't wait for sex so I asked my boyfriend a picture of his penis.First, he send me a picture of his penis I thought it was a bit small so I asked him another one with a boner. Then he told me that the first picture he sent was actually his boner. The worst part, it totaly killed my mood of hornyness. FML

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xlildizzle1516x 0

lol, really it must suck to have a small dick.....

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