By Ouch - 21/10/2009 21:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML
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Haha, you totally deserve it. Not how you approach the subject of even possibly one day having a kid. I'd be leery of letting you touch me too if I was her.

That's what I was going to say, only I was going to say it in English. It is way too early to talk about having babies if you haven't even had sex!

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MommyofanAngel06 0

that sucks 4 u. i guess it depends on how long u 2 have been 2 gether and how serious u r. sounds like she doesnt feel the way u do.

That's what I was going to say, only I was going to say it in English. It is way too early to talk about having babies if you haven't even had sex!

I trust you made her take the bus home.

oooh, I'm with your girlfriend, that's just creepy

RachelTheLoser 0

that's something really sweet of him to say tho. he was thinking about the future and having a long relationship. I wouldve had a different reaction than the girlfriend then punching him >.>

Who said they haven't had sex?

Not necessarily, maybe she is young and realized that its wayyy to soon to even think of kids. My boyfriend and I have been together over 6 years and we both get a little skiddish when someone brings it up. Maybe she wants to enjoy their time together.

That's still domestic abuse. If it was a man who punched his girlfriend in the vagina after bringing up kids he'd be burned alive

YoshiTimex3 0

HAHAHAHA:)

mrda 0

Ur a fkn cheeseball lol what kinda lame says something like that LOL

treesdevin 0

lmfao... I know right

Gemma_Mansonite 20

What did #3 say?

Haha, you totally deserve it. Not how you approach the subject of even possibly one day having a kid. I'd be leery of letting you touch me too if I was her.

Get back at her by doing it with another girl. Win-win.

Woww. You don't have a lot of girlfriends do you? Have some respect.

He obviously has a lot at the same time if he can just sleep with another girl that easily.

again, with the happy sacks description

tell her to suck it

ihearthollister 0

nice

You say that when your married....

She'll be the one begging for a baby.

your a moron and ydi.