By Ouch - 21/10/2009 21:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Haha, you totally deserve it. Not how you approach the subject of even possibly one day having a kid. I'd be leery of letting you touch me too if I was her.

That's what I was going to say, only I was going to say it in English. It is way too early to talk about having babies if you haven't even had sex!

Comments

Poor u !! Even if she desagreed she should have respected your "happy sack".. that was just mean ... or I am an abnormal woman ?

rzbt21 0

dump the bitch. hoes don't get to decide when they have to have sex, men do.

toyota4life94 6

idk bot u, but I have one sack. I have two balls tho ;)

Happy sacks? Who calls it that? Seriously?

that is such a cute line. i woulda f'd you then!

RWEeZY51 0

Haha watched that the other day but I didn't f*** it uplol